Menace VS REL VS BEZ VS Harmany LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE

[Entreri117]

1) 30 bar maximum, 10 bar minimum
2) First to 5 votes wins, 4-0 KNOCKOUT
3) All votes must be explained
4) NO DICK RIDING VOTES
5) NO HATING VOTES

Verses are due by Friday at 8:00 p.m., Eastern Time.  Its late because I'm busy with other battles on other boards.

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lets get this poppin

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Menace
Yo Denace tha Menace...betta quit day-dreaming and check
this//
Yo rhymes are horrendus....not to mention, boring and annoying//
U can call me a calculater....all u can do is jus let me multiply//
Playa hater...Ill c u later...but u cant face the facts...u jus like an alibi//
REL...tha rhyming~masta...defying~attacka...and u betta kno u jus a whining~acta//
And crying cuz u wacka...lying cuz ima spread u like butta (butter) on a WHITE cracka//

Bez
U think cuz of all ur funny posts u can now be somekind of standout comedian//
Read the ingredient....DONT mix lonely fag w/ keystyling fantasies//
Cuz then u get wack rhyming realities...plus some more tragedies//
However....ur stepping up...is jus allowing me to beat ur ass lyrikally and legally//
G....u betta back off befo' I send u to hell and u can call me tha new Satan//
Bitch...y am i waitin?...Its probably cuz u in yo boots shakin, while im watchin otha lightweights bakin//
Ur belly achin??.....u remind me of weezer...cuz u jus like a maladroit//*
Yo skilzz is outta void...billz keepin u paranoid...rimz keepin u dull like they alloyed (alloy)//

Harmany
Yo harmany...how can u be tha lighweight champion//
Ur as soft as they'll ever be...cuz all i c u do is raping men//
From now on...ima call u Hollywood...and all u try 2 do is elude//
Yo boulevard...give me all ur accamodations...cuz ur about to be served up hard//
Ur rhymes is too ancient...i gotta blow off all tha dust and corpses//
Warp this (*pointing @ dick*)...ignore shit...and jus keep being ur pathetic self//
Call me a fine wine...cuz im from eregant wealth//
Tha doc said that yo rhyming abilities....is jus pollution....bad for the mental/physical health//

*Weezer is a punk group w/ a CD called "Maladroit" but its also a real word

No Beef Yall!

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P.S.......



RIP'ped MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!  

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Bez's Verse
Gifted like a mercinary, in this versinity,
Prolongin my misery, robbed of your dignity,
Lyrics so hard they hurt your anatomy,
Stay real stay true, thats my whole phlosophy,
Ambition, to be the best in the business,
So pass the ammuntion and become a  witness,
Of the attack from a man with so much history,
Who is it you ask, haha dam thats a mystery,
I am the man that everyone has wished to be,
So I'm takin you title cos in my mind it rightly belongs to me,
Soooo drop your top on yer high class vehicle,
Pull up at a resturant for a top class meal too,
Its on Bez, just charge it to my account,
Its all on Bez without a doubt,
I'm under the influence, what a coincedence,
Evil is venomess, stick to cleverness,
So what more is there left to say,
Plenty of shit so get outter my way,
Cos they didnt know I've got so much wisdom,
I'll be bringin in more customers than the magic kingdom,
Step to this fools, I'm a make you look like a clown,
My rhymes are so inventive, they must of been made by Emmet Brown

[Entreri117]

**The Champion enters the arena, and walks casually to the stage.  He picks up a dropped mic, and begins the onslaught**

I'ma chop you up like helicopter blade with a million horse-power propellor/
"Menace" is a cross-dressing transvestite who idolizes Sarah Michelle Gellar//
"Bez" can spit as deep as abyss in infinity, but can't go down my rabbit-hole/
My home, and you gonna run from me like the presidential election with Bob Dole//
This slaughteration is a must like proper sanitation for millions of people in a nation/
"REL" can try to take my title, but he got "caught with his pants" down, usin masturbation//
I'm as potent as extasy mixed with weed and coke on a 9-year old boy/
I'm able to annoy you like a toy gone haywire, I use this to my joy//
You couldn't be sick or ill if you had chicken pox bleneded with the measles/
Then I can stab you in the back from the front like an all-knowing weasel//

**The Champion takes a sip of water, then continues with the beating**

I'm gonna leave "REL" annihilated like a school girl thats been violated/
When he witnesses how I massacre him, his eyes then go diolated//
"MC_Menace" hasn't been heard from, because I hushed his mouth with duct-tape/
I would turn his mangled corpse into the police, but it's his head that I've misplaced//
"Bez" didn't make one diss or throw one punch at me because he's a 'non-fighter'/
Or maybe cuz he's too afraid to since I informed him that I deployed my snipers//
With one cock of the weapon, one pull of the trigger, you ceise to be alive/
All a while I've measured you up to size, unknown to you due to my skills to connive//
By the use of total and complete obliteration, I get rid of my competition/
I claim the spot of absolute monarch, and I remove the right to petition//

**The Champion then gets an akward look in his eyes, signaling the killing spree style switch**

I'm gonna poison "REL" with sulfuric acid and insectiside/
I'll make you fly away like Off's great workin pesticide//
Slip rat poision in "Bez's" Shirley Temple, watch him hit the floor/
What I have in store for "Menace" will leave the crowd wanting more//
Take a switch blade, hit him in the head, then I'll gash his Adam's Apple/
Use a grinder to make a liquid, then send it as a new flavor to Snapple//
The 'Best Stuff on Earth' got a little more spicy in its general taste/
Because I grinded up employees from all sorts of race from all over the place//
Whenever I'm demolishing people's hopes and dreams, I always wear an apron/
Whenever I devoure my advesaries, I always add a pinch of cinnamon and some bacon//

[Entreri117]

I know I got the verse in a little over the time limit.  So, in fairness, I'm giving MC_Menace another hour to get his verse in.

[Entreri117]

Times up, and Menace is DQ'd.

START THE VOTING!

[Entreri117]

C'mon now...don't sleep on this...

[Entreri117]

Can we get some maufuckin votes?!  Its a title match!

[da_notorious_mack]

nice verses yall,bez i neva knew u keystyled,u pretty good man,rel u dropped nice but i think harmany is really benifittin from this title and seems a lot more confident,his verse was 2 the point,and in my view easily won him this match

vote=harmany

[Hittman]

Bez this is a battle, your meant to drop a battle verse. Your rhymes took you straight out of the picture.

It comes down to REL V. Harmany. Both dropped pretty tight rhymes but Harmanys was way more complex, had an overall better scheme and the wordplay was decent. REL, nice verse but had too many weak points and too many fillers.

[Entreri117]

Thanks for the votes Mack and Logic...

Harmany = 2 votes
REL = 0 votes
Bez = 0 votes
Menace = Disqualified

[bez]

Bez this is a battle, your meant to drop a battle verse. Your rhymes took you straight out of the picture.

It comes down to REL V. Harmany. Both dropped pretty tight rhymes but Harmanys was way more complex, had an overall better scheme and the wordplay was decent. REL, nice verse but had too many weak points and too many fillers.

Thanks man

[Entreri117]

Yo...lets get some more votes!