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Q. What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Pollack?A. A guy who makes you an offer you can t understand.
What do you call a pimple on an Italian?A grease fitting.Why don't Italians have freckles?They all slide off. How do you brainwash an Italian?Give him an enema. What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin! What do you call an Italian with an I.Q. of 180?Sicily. Why did the Italian staple his nuts together?"If you can't lick 'em, join 'em" Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot?A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe? Q. How does an Italian count his goats?A. He just counts the legs, and divides by four. Q. How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale?A. "Never fired, and only dropped once." Q. Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottomed boats?A. So they can steer clear of the old Italian Navy. Q. Why is Italian bread so long?A. So they can dip it into the sewer. Q. How is the Italian version of Christmas different?A. One Mary, one Jesus, and 32 Wise guys. Q. Who really killed John F. Kennedy?A. Two hundred Italian sharpshooters. Q. How does an Italian get into an honest business?A. Usually through the skylight. Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs?A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them. Q. What does FIAT stand for?A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights. Q. What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Pollack?A. A guy who makes you an offer you can t understand. Q. How do you kill an Italian?A. Smash the toilet seat on the back of his head when he is getting a drink. Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?A. The least hairy of the three. Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid?A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.? Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags?A. So Italians can go window shopping. Q. What s an innuendo?A. An Italian suppository. Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches?A. So they can look like their mothers. Q. Why are most Italian men named Tony?A. When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads. Q. How do you make an Italian?A. Put a black in one hand, a Jew in the other, and slam them together. WOP!!
Quote from: k-macc on May 13, 2009, 03:11:34 PMQuote from: A.G. on May 13, 2009, 12:11:29 PMHAHA KRANSOE is played out now...go play Mario and Luigi bitch why don't you go play with a donkey shut the fuck up you Euro fag
Quote from: A.G. on May 13, 2009, 12:11:29 PMHAHA KRANSOE is played out now...go play Mario and Luigi bitch why don't you go play with a donkey
HAHA KRANSOE is played out now...go play Mario and Luigi bitch
your money has the queen of england on it......eurofag.
yes. yes you did.
don't be a fag, stop crying.
K-macc do you know how fuckin stupid you soundyour dad is from Spain and your mom is from Portugal no matter what country your in your considered Latinoim Chicano but no matter where i go im considered mexican and i accept thatdamn your a fuckin idiot stay out of beefs...you obviously cant handle it
So do Latinos have especially wet backs?