Italians = greasy wops

[Jaydc555]

What do you call a pimple on an Italian?
A grease fitting.

Why don't Italians have freckles?
They all slide off.

How do you brainwash an Italian?
Give him an enema.

What language do the Vatican Police speak?
Pig Latin!

What do you call an Italian with an I.Q. of 180?
Sicily.

Why did the Italian staple his nuts together?
"If you can't lick 'em, join 'em"

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Q. How does an Italian count his goats?
A. He just counts the legs, and divides by four.

Q. How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale?
A. "Never fired, and only dropped once."

Q. Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottomed boats?
A. So they can steer clear of the old Italian Navy.

Q. Why is Italian bread so long?
A. So they can dip it into the sewer.

Q. How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
A. One Mary, one Jesus, and 32 Wise guys.

Q. Who really killed John F. Kennedy?
A. Two hundred Italian sharpshooters.

Q. How does an Italian get into an honest business?
A. Usually through the skylight.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs?
A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Q. What does FIAT stand for?
A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Q. What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Pollack?
A. A guy who makes you an offer you can t understand.

Q. How do you kill an Italian?
A. Smash the toilet seat on the back of his head when he is getting a drink.

Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?
A. The least hairy of the three.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags?
A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Q. What s an innuendo?
A. An Italian suppository.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A. So they can look like their mothers.

Q. Why are most Italian men named Tony?
A. When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.

Q. How do you make an Italian?
A. Put a black in one hand, a Jew in the other, and slam them together. WOP!!

[Cali Climate]

If I was a from New Jersey I'd threaten your life. Thankfully I'm American and only my grandma was a greasy wop.

[Elano]

LMAO Jaydc555 is an alien mexican too 
 

[Jaydc555]

What do you call an Italian girls pussy?Whopper with cheese.              What do you call an Italian girl in the shower?Gorilla in the mist.            What sound does an Italian car make when it has a flat tire?wop wop wop

[Elano]

What do you call an Italian girls pussy?Whopper with cheese.              What do you call an Italian girl in the shower?Gorilla in the mist.            What sound does an Italian car make when it has a flat tire?wop wop wop

[Man On The Moon]

LMAO Jaydc555 is an alien mexican too 
 

U got the worst fuckin' jokes, b.

[Elano]

LMAO Jaydc555 is an alien mexican too 
 

U got the worst fuckin' jokes, b.

i'm not jokin,mexican or not jaydc555 is an asshole

[Kool Beenz]

HAHA KRANSOE is played out now...

go play Mario and Luigi bitch

[K-MACC]

HAHA KRANSOE is played out now...

go play Mario and Luigi bitch

why don't you go play with a donkey

[Don Jacob]

Krasno... you better have a big fluffy mario luigi mustache or i'm going to rape your lilttle sister with a Crucifix sword 

[QuietTruth]

Q. Why are most Italian men named Tony?
A. When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.

Lol

[Kool Beenz]

HAHA KRANSOE is played out now...

go play Mario and Luigi bitch

why don't you go play with a donkey

shut the fuck up you Euro fag

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Lame jokes. To NY was the only really funny one.

[Primo]

Italians run ramped around here.

IROC= italian retard out cruzin'

[Elano]

Italians run ramped around here.

IROC= italian retard out cruzin'

your mother must have been fucked by some italians