Fuckin' Bros, man...

[Sikotic™]

I go to Vons to go buy myself a 6 pack of Becks, some cookie dough ice cream and queso fresco. I'm heading towards the express lane where I am greeted with a group of 4-5 bros. They're all screaming and hollering about their "sweet kickback" as they load their Miller Light, NOS energy drink and ice. When they get to the check stand dude, one bro with a mohawk, ear spacers and Metal Mullisha t-shirt kept screaming about how he wants the check stand guy to "double bag his shit" over and over again (not sure if he meant his groceries or a gay sex act). All of those motherfuckers looked like they were 19 at the oldest but because there was a group of them, the guy at the register was too pussy to ask for ID.

I get to the register, I'm nice and polite with the dude and not asking him to perform oral on me like the bro did beforehand. And this fucker has the nerve to ask me for ID. I could of made a scene and acted like a dick, but instead I retaliated by not contributing a dollar to prostate cancer research.

[QuietTruth]

....but instead I retaliated by not contributing a dollar to prostate cancer research.

LMFAO!!!









You's a cold nigga.

[Muhfukka]

i always ask for a double bag cheap ass asians put too much in one little bag. once i didnt and the shit ripped walking out the store and everything broke haha. they replaced them at least

[Jaydc555]

Your as cold as ice,willing to sacrifice

[Big B]

thats the folly of living in a state that has a large population of dude-bros.

[Muhfukka]

its not the just the state californi is huge its where he lives

[Big B]

its not the just the state californi is huge its where he lives

ok.

[Big B]

come to think about it, i was asked for my id today when i was buying some megamillions quick picks. i made a scene, then showed him my id. he was quick to apologize.

[PLANT]

....but instead I retaliated by not contributing a dollar to prostate cancer research.

LMFAO!!!

hahaa

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

siks got the dopest list of things to get

[Don Jacob]

i always mock those guys to their face...it's funny because they're so fucking dumb that they don't realize i'm mocking them

[Sikotic™]

its not the just the state californi is huge its where he lives

Yup. It's infested with bros around where I'm at especially. I stay calling the Orkin Man on a weekly basis about this problem, but they keep telling me they can't exterminate humans.

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

slaughtered-housed but wit a college degree twist

its not the just the state californi is huge its where he lives

Yup. It's infested with bros around where I'm at especially. I stay calling the Orkin on a weekly basis about this problem, but they keep telling me they can't exterminate humans.

[The Watcher]

light beer is for homos, or bros in this case

seriously, who drinks that shit?

[Primo]

TaPoUt BrO.