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Jaydc555

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Is rape the new black?
« on: May 25, 2009, 07:23:30 AM »
So I was going out to rape this girl last night,I had all my tools,crowbar,CD of puppy noises,smoke machinel,spongebob band aids,duct tape,Roman polanski mask and suddenly I realized I had to cancel the rape because I had a dentist appointment.FML
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Jaydc555

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Re: Is rape the new black?
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2009, 07:50:44 AM »
To expand on that thought rapists and dentists are similar.They both knock you out then drill your mouth
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Big B

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Re: Is rape the new black?
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2009, 08:43:37 AM »
yes rape is the new black.
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Sikotic™

Re: Is rape the new black?
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2009, 10:51:44 AM »
Quote from: Jaydc555 on May 25, 2009, 07:23:30 AM
So I was going out to rape this girl last night,I had all my tools,crowbar,CD of puppy noises,smoke machinel,spongebob band aids,duct tape,Roman polanski mask and suddenly I realized I had to cancel the rape because I had a dentist appointment.FML
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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universe

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Re: Is rape the new black?
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2009, 10:58:22 AM »
Quote from: Jaydc555 on May 25, 2009, 10:41:23 AM
Whens the last time you started a thread anybody cared about?Not like my revolutionary threads..LOL

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OchoCinco

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Re: Is rape the new black?
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2009, 11:03:11 AM »
attempt at humor??
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universe

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Re: Is rape the new black?
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2009, 11:17:17 AM »
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herpes

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Re: Is rape the new black?
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2009, 11:18:35 AM »
Kobe has been down with this rape shit before it was popping in the streets.
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Jaydc555

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Re: Is rape the new black?
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2009, 11:31:17 AM »
Shut the fuck up ochocinco shouldn't you be off licking niks balls in the sports section?
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Don Jacob

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Re: Is rape the new black?
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2009, 12:29:30 PM »
Quote from: Jaydc555 on May 25, 2009, 07:23:30 AM
So I was going out to rape this girl last night,I had all my tools,crowbar,CD of puppy noises,smoke machinel,spongebob band aids,duct tape,Roman polanski mask and suddenly I realized I had to cancel the rape because I had a dentist appointment.FML

where did you get the roman polanksi mask?

i can only find phil spector ones.
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OG Hack Wilson

Re: Is rape the new black?
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2009, 01:13:09 PM »
LOL WTF



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Big B

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Re: Is rape the new black?
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2009, 01:48:30 PM »
Quote from: Don Jacob on May 25, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Quote from: Jaydc555 on May 25, 2009, 07:23:30 AM
So I was going out to rape this girl last night,I had all my tools,crowbar,CD of puppy noises,smoke machinel,spongebob band aids,duct tape,Roman polanski mask and suddenly I realized I had to cancel the rape because I had a dentist appointment.FML

where did you get the roman polanksi mask?

i can only find phil spector ones.
they only had oprah ones over here
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Don Jacob

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Re: Is rape the new black?
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2009, 02:13:11 PM »
really?

i saw a few Ted Haggard and Tammy Fey baker, but no Oprah.
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PLANT

Re: Is rape the new black?
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2009, 03:44:01 PM »
fucking godt damn dentists always getting in the way of a good rape then they get to do the raping instead WTF bunch of raping mouth drilling fuckers
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Primo

Re: Is rape the new black?
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2009, 04:58:15 PM »
Quote from: Sikotic on May 25, 2009, 10:51:44 AM
Quote from: Jaydc555 on May 25, 2009, 07:23:30 AM
So I was going out to rape this girl last night,I had all my tools,crowbar,CD of puppy noises,smoke machinel,spongebob band aids,duct tape,Roman polanski mask and suddenly I realized I had to cancel the rape because I had a dentist appointment.FML
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I concur. That made me spit food all over my keyboard.
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