Ashley Cole...

[Don Seer]

Looks like 'theo' from hollyoaks... had to get that off my chest  

[ILL-Logic-AL]

He plays a good role in Englands back four and I've been impressed with his current match performances.

[bez]

lolol HOLLYOAKS IS THA SHIZNIT!

[ILL-Logic-AL]

^ I bet you masterbate at it...

[Jay ay Beee]

Ashley Cole is a wanker. And a dirty diver.

[Joachim]

Ashley Cole = Don
Van Nistelrooy = Definition of a diver (aka cheating scumbag) and a wanker.

[Jay ay Beee]

Van Nistelrooy has never dived in his career

[Sol]

Van Nistelrooy has never dived in his career

he dived when we beat you 1-0 last year to try and get a pen.

[Jay ay Beee]

Can't remember

[bez]

Cole is a great player.  Van Nist is a great player aswell.  I think cole is good enough for england and he gives his all every game.

Vanny does't really dive but I think hes a beat weak when it comes to staying on his feet sometimes.  He seems to go down as soon as the ball is an inch to far away from him.  Great player tho.

JAY remember I said I bet you vanny wont score a goal from outside the pen area this season.