It's May 11, 2024, 08:08:06 AM
...I had no clue but the crows had their shit right. I hear a bunch of crows so I go outside and I see them dive bombing and mobbing a pack of coyotes ready to fuck my shit up again. I went for my airsoft gun like a true G, but when I got back they were gone. If any of you coyote bastards post on the dub, beware of owner, niggas. I stay heated with BB pellets and I'm down for my turf, bitches!
but then you dont get the thrillof shooting it in the face with a crossbow
Woodland critters are sneaky sonuvabitches. Rushing out of your shack with your gun cocked every time when they intrude into your lands is not effective. What you need to do is set traps. I got this foam plastic trap thing. You need a piece of foam plastic, about size of your fist (if you play basketball or masturbate a lot make it half). The second thing you need is blood they probably have that in every decent grocery. Soak the foam pieces in blood and leave the foam piece somewhere in the woods. What will happen is that the foam piece will swell up in the stomach causing the clogging of small intestine. Death will be slow and painful. I'm sure they'll reconsider entering into your lands next time.
Quote from: GimmeYourShoes on May 30, 2009, 12:47:40 PMWoodland critters are sneaky sonuvabitches. Rushing out of your shack with your gun cocked every time when they intrude into your lands is not effective. What you need to do is set traps. I got this foam plastic trap thing. You need a piece of foam plastic, about size of your fist (if you play basketball or masturbate a lot make it half). The second thing you need is blood they probably have that in every decent grocery. Soak the foam pieces in blood and leave the foam piece somewhere in the woods. What will happen is that the foam piece will swell up in the stomach causing the clogging of small intestine. Death will be slow and painful. I'm sure they'll reconsider entering into your lands next time.I was afraid some dickhead kid would trespass and get fucked up by the traps I was looking into and then I would be gettin cussed out by Judge Judy.