It's June 16, 2024, 09:25:54 PM
was talking to a friend earlier who had this idea for a new product called 'penis wipes' which supposedly would come in flavours and are meant to refresh your penis and mildly flavour it prior to oral sex. kinda funny i thought, but more bizarre is how and why he came up for it.he was supposedly jerking off furiously and his skin was starting to flake, so grabbed a refresher wipe and that cooled everything down and refreshed it.
They could come in chips (fries) flavour which in some cases would result in a fish and chips combo.
next time i have a kfc i am going to keep the lil' sachet with the wipe in it for a future jerk-off, see how that shit feels when things get heated.and yeah there are those gels but isn't that more lubricant? do they evaporate entirely like the alcohol based stuff they make wipes out of?i also got into an interesting argument about 'pre-cum' and 'cum' with some people the other night, but that's another story :I
'Oh I can't see him, I can't see God', YA'LL CAN'T SEE FUCKIN' AIR NEITHER!
Prove to me the wind. Show me the wind man. I want proof of that shit. Cuz I don't see it.
well the argument was along the lines of whether making some wet patches on your boxers counts as 'cumming in your pants'. my argument was that it's not full ejaculation then it obviously isn't, could easily just be 'pre-cum' or whatever the biological term for that is...