Would you rather...

[Moe]

ill take my chance with the shark...ill just hit that motherfucker on the nose! haha


become a gang member and die over bullshit, or become a solider and die over bullshit?

soldier

wear a wool suit in the summer or wear tank top and sandles in winter

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

ill take my chance with the shark...ill just hit that motherfucker on the nose! haha


become a gang member and die over bullshit, or become a solider and die over bullshit?

soldier

wear a wool suit in the summer or wear tank top and sandles in winter

tank top and sandles

be caught by Jigsaw, or deal with Bush again?

[Moe]

bush, by a country mile

get your nuts stapled to a desk or pass a kidney stone?

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

bush, by a country mile

get your nuts stapled to a desk or pass a kidney stone?

Im gonna say nuts. Never had a kidney stone, and it depends on the size....but ive heard horror stories.

Fuck Meg or Floyd

[Big B]

meg. (probably nice and loose from them 2 kids of hers.)

get raped by richard simmons or have consensual sex with this girl

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

meg. (probably nice and loose from them 2 kids of hers.)

get raped by richard simmons or have consensual sex with this girl

omg...is that Mickey Rourke?  Id pick the bitch...but...goddamn...

See a ghost or see an alien (no, not the southern California kind...)

[Big B]

alien (we see too many of the southern california kind out here)

resurrect artie shaw or glenn miller

[Sikotic™]

alien (we see too many of the southern california kind out here)

resurrect artie shaw or glenn miller

Glenn Miller because he went out like a G.

Pay a beautiful hooker to have sex with you or fuck an out of shape fugly girl for free?

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

alien (we see too many of the southern california kind out here)

resurrect artie shaw or glenn miller

Glenn Miller because he went out like a G.

Pay a beautiful hooker to have sex with you or fuck an out of shape fugly girl for free?

Well, I dont want your seconds....so im gonna go with hooker on this one...

Be a Clipper fan...or a Detroit Lion fan...

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

clipper fan. 

eat a dozen rotten eggs, or drink a gallon of spoiled milk?

[Sofa_King_Awesome]

Milk. Damn that is a tuff one though.

Fuck a fine looking hooker raw, who has aids and herpes or make passionate love to ur mother, raw of course.

[universe]

Fuck a fine looking hooker raw, who has aids and herpes or make passionate love to ur mother, raw of course.

AIDS/HERPES


TAKE A BITE OF A HUMAN COLON OR HUMAN BRAIN ? ? ?

[Roccy]

Fuck a fine looking hooker raw, who has aids and herpes or make passionate love to ur mother, raw of course.

AIDS/HERPES


TAKE A BITE OF A HUMAN COLON OR HUMAN BRAIN ? ? ?

human brain

fuck a fat bitch doggy, or an anorexic bitch missionary?

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

fat bitch.


get your leg crushed by a cargo container or saw your own leg off (no anesthesia/painkillers)?

[Kool Beenz]

saw your own leg off...

watch an anorexic bitch eat out a female goat or watch a fat bitch eat her own pussy