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Sikotic™

Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« on: June 06, 2009, 12:12:46 AM »
So I'm buying my bag of Ghiradelli chocolate chips, paper towels and aftershave. Some Asian woman is in line with a basket full of stuff. So I'm just looking at the various tabloids in line touting that Obama is a closet faggot, Jon and Kate are divorcing and Patrick Swayze has 48 hours to live when all of a sudden the little Asian lady turns to me and says "You want head?"

I'm like WTF? I say "Excuse me?" and she again says, "You want head?" So now I'm sizing this bitch up. SHe was like late 40's but I'm down to fuck a dead horse if it consents.

I say, "Are you serious?" and she says "Yeah, I have lot of things so you go first".

Then reality set that she was saying "You want to go ahead" in broken english.

Extra ordinary shit never happens in my life. MLIA.
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2009, 12:15:11 AM »
LOL! She must have been a fob
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jeromechickenbone

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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2009, 12:35:05 AM »
That's funny.
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universe

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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2009, 12:41:37 AM »
SHE PROBABLY THOUGHT SHE DID YOU A BIG FAVOR :laugh:
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2009, 12:45:28 AM »
Lmao
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2009, 01:39:00 AM »
LMAO
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2009, 02:00:16 AM »
you should of pull ya dick out in front of her..LMAO.
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2009, 06:04:43 AM »
Hahhaha
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2009, 06:14:29 AM »
Quote from: Sikotic on June 06, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
I'm like WTF? I say "Excuse me?" and she again says, "You want head?" So now I'm sizing this bitch up. SHe was like late 40's but I'm down to fuck a dead horse if it consents.

LMAO.
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2009, 07:07:50 AM »
Quote from: The Krasnoe Dinamo on June 06, 2009, 06:14:29 AM
Quote from: Sikotic on June 06, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
I'm like WTF? I say "Excuse me?" and she again says, "You want head?" So now I'm sizing this bitch up. SHe was like late 40's but I'm down to fuck a dead horse if it consents.

LMAO.

Yeah, thats the part that made me lol also. But lets  be real, only time a bitch offer him head is if he was in a brothel with a buy 1 get 2 free coupon.
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2009, 08:38:38 AM »
too bad.
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2009, 10:28:33 AM »
LOL
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2009, 10:47:34 AM »
LOL
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Big B

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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2009, 10:52:59 AM »
i hate when people who have a cart or 2 full of shit dont ask me to go infront of them when i only have 1 or 2 things in my hands to buy.
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2009, 10:55:55 AM »
you dont get to many opportunities to force a woman to give you oral sex and then honestly say she offered it to u....you dropped the ball Sik.
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