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Question for religious people II
Moe:
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 07, 2009, 10:12:53 AM ---
--- Quote from: Baron Johann de Kalb on June 07, 2009, 10:10:42 AM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 07, 2009, 10:05:31 AM ---
--- Quote from: Baron Johann de Kalb on June 07, 2009, 08:32:58 AM ---
--- Quote from: Sikotic on June 07, 2009, 01:54:35 AM ---If heaven was really that great and people were so sure it existed, they would kill themselves. Of course, they don;t because they doubt their belief in a heaven.
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suicide is a capitol sin.
capitol sins=no heaven
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Its so genius! lol Convince people there is this wonderful place where we go when we die...only one way to get there. Join the cult. Unfortunately, we are all sinners...so none of us will be able to go unless we join the cult. But, as great as this place is....do NOT kill yourself to get there, or you will not be admitted. Instead, keep sending your money...
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it so is.
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Thats it....im starting my own religion and opening a church. Guaranteed money maker...like a casino.
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Sikotic™:
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 07, 2009, 10:12:53 AM ---
--- Quote from: Baron Johann de Kalb on June 07, 2009, 10:10:42 AM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 07, 2009, 10:05:31 AM ---
--- Quote from: Baron Johann de Kalb on June 07, 2009, 08:32:58 AM ---
--- Quote from: Sikotic on June 07, 2009, 01:54:35 AM ---If heaven was really that great and people were so sure it existed, they would kill themselves. Of course, they don;t because they doubt their belief in a heaven.
--- End quote ---
suicide is a capitol sin.
capitol sins=no heaven
--- End quote ---
Its so genius! lol Convince people there is this wonderful place where we go when we die...only one way to get there. Join the cult. Unfortunately, we are all sinners...so none of us will be able to go unless we join the cult. But, as great as this place is....do NOT kill yourself to get there, or you will not be admitted. Instead, keep sending your money...
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it so is.
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Thats it....im starting my own religion and opening a church. Guaranteed money maker...like a casino.
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My uncle told me about this guy he knew that ran a church. Actually, he owned 2 or 3 of them. He'd do his thing on Sundays, took everyone's money and lived the good life. He was convincing my uncle to get in on it because it was so lucrative. He's rolling in a Benz, living in a beautiful home and all off of tax-free money. Whenever anyone questioned him, he just told them that God blessed him.
He got to sleep with a bunch of the women going to his church because they all looked up to him and came to him for marriage advice. He just fucked them and told them not to tell their husbands.
Quite possibly the greatest job ever if you have no regard or concern for people whatsoever lol.
Sikotic™:
--- Quote from: Shallow on June 07, 2009, 06:48:56 AM ---
--- Quote from: Sikotic on June 07, 2009, 01:54:35 AM ---If heaven was really that great and people were so sure it existed, they would kill themselves. Of course, they don;t because they doubt their belief in a heaven.
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It's called faith for a reason. If it was certainty there would no other religions but the one you can prove.
P.S. I guess those suicide bombers are more certain than any of the rest of us.
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Yes, they are more certain.
Deeds, not words as the Bible would say.
.:DaYg0sTyLz:.:
--- Quote from: Sikotic on June 07, 2009, 02:04:36 PM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 07, 2009, 10:12:53 AM ---
--- Quote from: Baron Johann de Kalb on June 07, 2009, 10:10:42 AM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 07, 2009, 10:05:31 AM ---
--- Quote from: Baron Johann de Kalb on June 07, 2009, 08:32:58 AM ---
--- Quote from: Sikotic on June 07, 2009, 01:54:35 AM ---If heaven was really that great and people were so sure it existed, they would kill themselves. Of course, they don;t because they doubt their belief in a heaven.
--- End quote ---
suicide is a capitol sin.
capitol sins=no heaven
--- End quote ---
Its so genius! lol Convince people there is this wonderful place where we go when we die...only one way to get there. Join the cult. Unfortunately, we are all sinners...so none of us will be able to go unless we join the cult. But, as great as this place is....do NOT kill yourself to get there, or you will not be admitted. Instead, keep sending your money...
--- End quote ---
it so is.
--- End quote ---
Thats it....im starting my own religion and opening a church. Guaranteed money maker...like a casino.
--- End quote ---
My uncle told me about this guy he knew that ran a church. Actually, he owned 2 or 3 of them. He'd do his thing on Sundays, took everyone's money and lived the good life. He was convincing my uncle to get in on it because it was so lucrative. He's rolling in a Benz, living in a beautiful home and all off of tax-free money. Whenever anyone questioned him, he just told them that God blessed him.
He got to sleep with a bunch of the women going to his church because they all looked up to him and came to him for marriage advice. He just fucked them and told them not to tell their husbands.
Quite possibly the greatest job ever if you have no regard or concern for people whatsoever lol.
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Which I dont lol
Yeah, i had this friend tellin me about her grandparents who are members of this church in North Carolina. The guy who ran the church, also owned the adjacent housing community for church members. Thing is, in order to live in the community you had to be a member of the church, and members of the church were urged to live in the housing community. So now he was earning money off of their donations at church, and as well being their landlord. But the place was basically a wreck, when people would have issues with their unit...he would tell them to pray about it instead of fixing it lol
Triple OG Rapsodie:
--- Quote from: Waterboarding is hella fun on June 07, 2009, 03:56:38 AM ---
--- Quote from: rapsodie on June 06, 2009, 09:48:19 PM ---I find it funny how a lot of people call themselves Christians and Catholics
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Catholics are Christians u dumb fuck. Suck dick & lol @ u trying to kick knowledge. Anything u said is null and voided, u dummy
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they are different. Being Christian means you believe in Christ. Catholic is a speciific church. Lol @ you catching feelings over something I said.
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