Post a Joke Story....

[Big BpG]

Post a story or just reply to this story, but I got this funny email today from my friend... check it out

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at thenext stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie,

"If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha,
I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting,

"Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

-Big BpG

[KVB]

Shit was mad funny... LMAO

[bez]

lol

[Nima - Dubcnn.com]

haha that was hilarious!!

[Jome]

Lmao, here's a lil one too:

Little Lisa was followed to violin-practice by her dad, and as they were readying themselves to play, Lisa opened her violin-case.
In the case there was a pump-shotgun, and the teacher looked bigeyed at it.

"Fuck, now my dad's robbing the bank with my violin" Lisa said loudvoiced.

[bLaDe]

lol@bpg  ... its funny shit, but i heard it b4, peace

 -{bLaDe}

[Dogg_Pound_Gangsta]

lol at the nun story.  that shit is funny as hell.

[Siberian_Wolf]

Two sisters, 10 and 18 years old, are takin a shower. The younger one says:
- Yo, what's the thing you got between your legs?
The elder one says
- Hair.

The younger one:
- Doesnt it disturb you when you're fucking?

[Jome]

Two sisters, 10 and 18 years old, are takin a shower. The younger one says:
- Yo, what's the thing you got between your legs?
The elder one says
- Hair.

The younger one:
- Doesnt it disturb you when you're fucking?

Lol