Author Topic: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....  (Read 903 times)

Sweet & Tender Hooligan

The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« on: June 26, 2009, 04:19:58 AM »
The rumour that he died of a heart attack are completely UNTRUE......











He was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.  :D

Come on, get your jacko jokes in here. Dont feel bad, it's all in fun.
 

Sweet & Tender Hooligan

Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 04:25:34 AM »
No takers? Ok another one.

Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven. On arrival she was asked by St Peter if she had one request before she entered the promised land. Her request was to make all the children in the world safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
 

westside159

Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 04:32:45 AM »
The rumour that he died of a heart attack are completely UNTRUE......











He was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.  :D

Come on, get your jacko jokes in here. Dont feel bad, it's all in fun.

Man your a cornball , do you think that makes you look cool , to talk stupid shit about Micheal Jackson while he just died ? Shit is sad as hell homie and you wanna make dumb jokes about it ?  Retard shit .   
 

Sweet & Tender Hooligan

Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 04:38:29 AM »
The rumour that he died of a heart attack are completely UNTRUE......











He was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.  :D

Come on, get your jacko jokes in here. Dont feel bad, it's all in fun.

Man your a cornball , do you think that makes you look cool , to talk stupid shit about Micheal Jackson while he just died ? Shit is sad as hell homie and you wanna make dumb jokes about it ?  Retard shit .   

It's only a joke my friend. I had recieved about 12 texts with jokes within half an hour of his death, RIP and all that but people acting as if it was the fucking messiah. He was a singer, who's death got more coverage than Mother Theresas. That's the retard shit.

Now take your offended bus and fuck off.
 

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Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 04:46:12 AM »
No takers? Ok another one.

Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven. On arrival she was asked by St Peter if she had one request before she entered the promised land. Her request was to make all the children in the world safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

LOL!

Michael Jackson didn't die from surgery, he died trying to make himself whiter then a albino.

They thought he died of a Heart attack, turns out he didn't seek medical attention after the 4th hour.

Jackson didn't die of a Heart Attack, He died from a broken heart after little billy didn't want to get into the van.
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Sweet & Tender Hooligan

Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 04:58:40 AM »
Jackson 5 tickets for sale, 20% discount.



What will it take for a Jackson 5 reunion? 4 bullets.
 

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Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 05:28:37 AM »
he died of a heart attack??...i thought he drowned in the hudson




























and they found him bobbin up and down on a buoy!! LOL!!
 

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Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 05:52:52 AM »
Jackson 5 tickets for sale, 20% discount.



What will it take for a Jackson 5 reunion? 4 bullets.
or 20 if its a black man shooting.
 

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Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 06:14:14 AM »
McDonalds have announced a special edition ‘Jackson’ burger.

It consists of 50 year old dead meat inside 8 year old buns.
 

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Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 07:07:51 AM »
without joking, what will the doctors fill in on his autopsy report below 'ethnicity', black or white ?
 

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Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 07:10:30 AM »
without joking, what will the doctors fill in on his autopsy report below 'ethnicity', black or white ?
other.
 

The Watcher

Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 07:33:05 AM »
the time of death was when the big hand touched the little hand

also, he died going overboard on a ship, because they wouldn't throw him a buoy
 

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Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 07:53:22 AM »
he touched the wrong kid and got beat up
 

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Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2009, 05:36:17 AM »
without joking, what will the doctors fill in on his autopsy report below 'ethnicity', black or white ?

black....
 

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Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2009, 10:05:29 AM »

haha how can you not joke about his ethnicity in which he made it to be a joke for so long lol
but nah i guess they would put white since he was white when he died
or maybe black n white lol


without joking, what will the doctors fill in on his autopsy report below 'ethnicity', black or white ?