Tell me a story

[Blasphemy]

Years ago...

So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me.  I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good.  So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin.  Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me.  Damn...lol

Not your story. a story.

lol roassst

what kind of story do you wanna hear job? I got a bunch of stories for you

its not even like that. no diss its just part of the script

Like how his face resembles the "Troll" face that's on the internet lol

Story: During a fuck a motherfuckers dick exploded.They had applied to much pleasure into the jar, and instead of the jar going off like originally planned his dick exploded into a million pieces, so now he's lying their on the ground passed out from the pain the women is going batshit, She calls the cops but because of the huge sexual tension and the intensity of the blood flow they guy died with in a matter of minutes. So just when they about to get the coroner to take the body the girl shoots her self being it was her idea. Word is before he died he said the tension was so amazing it was like getting fucked by god.

[Blood$]

I thought I was the only one who seen Training Day on TV the other night lol

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

daygo did this really happen? lol

Years ago...

So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me.  I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good.  So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin.  Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me.  Damn...lol

hell yes...lol

[Blood$]

Years ago...

So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me.  I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good.  So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin.  Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me.  Damn...lol

did you cause that much damage to the other car or was it just a love tap? funny story though, sounds like some shit that would happen to me haha

[C-BLUE]

Years ago...

So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me.  I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good.  So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin.  Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me.  Damn...lol

did the bitches laugh at u?

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

lol thats waz up
i try that all the time, pull up to the light, and see this female(s) and whats good.......

daygo did this really happen? lol

Years ago...

So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me.  I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good.  So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin.  Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me.  Damn...lol

hell yes...lol

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

Years ago...

So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me.  I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good.  So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin.  Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me.  Damn...lol

did you cause that much damage to the other car or was it just a love tap? funny story though, sounds like some shit that would happen to me haha

lol naw not really any damage...and the girl in the car said it was a rental anyways

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

Years ago...

So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me.  I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good.  So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin.  Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me.  Damn...lol

did the bitches laugh at u?

who knows, probably so tho lol. Shit...tell me you wouldnt laugh at some shit like that

[Shango]

Here's a joke, boy. One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to shit, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the fuck's your problem?'

[Job starring as King Of Zamunda]

Here's a joke, boy. One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to shit, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the fuck's your problem?'

My nigga!

[QuietTruth]

I don't get it.

[Job starring as King Of Zamunda]

I don't get it.

when you figure this out. you will figure the streets out

[Jaydc555]

Watching training day on cable is the closest job has ever been to the streets.But ill be damned if this thread hasn't made Me watch this movie now

[Crockett]

Watching training day on cable is the closest job has ever been to the streets.But ill be damned if this thread hasn't made Me watch this movie now

talking on a forum is the closest you have been to talking to a person... u dish the beef out mad on here in words... do you act like that in real life..

[Jaydc555]

Yes I do.