Tell me a story

[Job starring as King Of Zamunda]

Tell me a story

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

Years ago...

So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me.  I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good.  So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin.  Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me.  Damn...lol

[Job starring as King Of Zamunda]

Years ago...

So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me.  I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good.  So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin.  Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me.  Damn...lol

Not your story. a story.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

^lmao

[Floydness]

There was once a goat who was happy in a world so cold.. The goat wanted more than ever to reach the top of the mountain where she would find the view pleasing. Along the way the goat found some shrooms and started understanding the way the world works once those shrooms started taking effect. God spoke to the goat on shrooms and explained to the goat that it was put on this world to make the world a better place by saving people and making them happy. Through making others happy and doing positive things for yourself the goat would find the true meaning of happiness. The goat was born in a state of confussion that everyone liked to call LA,  trying to just have a pleasing time on this earth without too much effort. That bit the goat in the ass, the goat then realized that in order to FULLY have a pleasing time it requires SOME type of effort. One day, the goat discovered that its actually part lamb. How could I be a lamb? the goat said.. For I always considered myself to be a shepherd.


 


Moral of the story kids: dont do crack!

[Roccy]

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

There was once a goat who was happy in a world so cold.. The goat wanted more than ever to reach the top of the mountain where she would find the view pleasing. Along the way the goat found some shrooms and started understanding the way the world works once those shrooms started taking effect. God spoke to the goat on shrooms and explained to the goat that it was put on this world to make the world a better place by saving people and making them happy. Through making others happy and doing positive things for yourself the goat would find the true meaning of happiness. The goat was born in a state of confussion that everyone liked to call LA,  trying to just have a pleasing time on this earth without too much effort. That bit the goat in the ass, the goat then realized that in order to FULLY have a pleasing time it requires SOME type of effort. One day, the goat discovered that its actually part lamb. How could I be a lamb? the goat said.. For I always considered myself to be a shepherd.


 


Moral of the story kids: dont do crack!

[Floydness]

lolllllll

[QuietTruth]

A friend of mine was driving through an intersection one day and his little four-year-old son was in the car with him. The car door flew open, and the little boy rolled out of the vehicle right into the middle of traffic coming from four ways.

The last thing my friend saw was a set of car wheels just about on top of his son.....moving at a very fast rate of speed. All he knew to do was cry, 'JESUS!'

As soon as he could bring his car to a halt, he jumped out ran to his son, who was perfectly all right.

But the man driving the car that had almost hit the child was absolutely hysterical.

My friend went over to him and started trying to comfort him... 'Man, don't be upset!' he said. 'My son is all right, he's okay... Don't be concerned about it. Just thank God you were able to stop!'

'You don't understand!' the man responded. 'I never touched my brakes!'

[QuietTruth]

Thats why they invented child locks.

[Sparegeez]

Years ago...

So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me.  I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good.  So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin.  Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me.  Damn...lol

Not your story. a story.

lol roassst

what kind of story do you wanna hear job? I got a bunch of stories for you

[Jaydc555]

Their was once a boy named job.He had a very low IQ and dropped out of school.He lives in a crack shack and blames white people for all his problems even though he's never met a white person.Moral of the story job is a coon

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

daygo did this really happen? lol

Years ago...

So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me.  I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good.  So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin.  Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me.  Damn...lol

[Job starring as King Of Zamunda]

Roccy on the same page as me

[Job starring as King Of Zamunda]

Years ago...

So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me.  I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good.  So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin.  Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me.  Damn...lol

Not your story. a story.

lol roassst

what kind of story do you wanna hear job? I got a bunch of stories for you

its not even like that. no diss its just part of the script