Author Topic: Americans For Purity  (Read 131 times)

closetothalimit

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Americans For Purity
« on: October 26, 2002, 10:06:44 PM »
i dunno if y'all had seen this before - its one of the funniest sites ive found on the net

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

its titled
Americans For Purity:
Winning The War
On Masturbation

its really fucking funny, take your time to read through it. i think its meant as a joke but if it's sero, its a lil extreme.

sorry if y'all seen it before

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Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:Americans For Purity
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2002, 11:54:56 PM »
LMFAO...Oh My God that was funny...I think they're being serious too...That shit is just sad...LoL...



and LMAO@Candles attract Demons...hahahahaha...



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Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:Americans For Purity
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2002, 12:01:37 AM »
I actually think it's a joke, but LMAO@the hate mail...
 

Pillow

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Re:Americans For Purity
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2002, 01:05:46 AM »
LMAO how fuckin stupid. i masturbate like 4 times a day lol
Myth: Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
Reality: Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.
LMAO imma be a rapist lol this shit is funny
 

MidnightPills

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Re:Americans For Purity
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2002, 01:17:50 AM »
interesting
 

Sikotic™

Re:Americans For Purity
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2002, 01:49:25 AM »
I'm their number 1 enemy :(
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Pillow

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Re:Americans For Purity
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2002, 12:23:45 PM »
I'm their number 1 enemy :(
HELL NA! IAM!! lol
 

Trauma-san

Re:Americans For Purity
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2002, 11:11:57 AM »
haha.  Although they're misguided, there is SOME truth to what they're saying.  Yankin' it every once in a while aint' bad, though, lol... but if you're jerkin' 3 times a day... it's probably affecting your life.  
 

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Re:Americans For Purity
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2002, 12:07:09 PM »
If a girl jacks you off is that like accessary to masterbation with a possible 10 year sentence then?
Charlie, lost his life right in front of the party...
 

Pillow

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Re:Americans For Purity
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2002, 12:27:12 AM »
haha.  Although they're misguided, there is SOME truth to what they're saying.  Yankin' it every once in a while aint' bad, though, lol... but if you're jerkin' 3 times a day... it's probably affecting your life.  
:'( damn i jack off like 5 times a day on the real lol. i wonder if my life is being affected