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K.Dub

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Classic Convo
« on: August 10, 2009, 11:01:17 AM »
Vincent: Want some bacon?

Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.

Vincent: Are you Jewish?

Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

Vincent: Why not?

Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

Jules: I don't eat dog either.

Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?




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Re: Classic Convo
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2009, 11:16:41 AM »
lolwut?
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K.Dub

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Re: Classic Convo
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2009, 11:19:30 AM »
Quote from: ikke on August 10, 2009, 11:16:41 AM
lolwut?

You don't recognize this?
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Re: Classic Convo
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2009, 11:20:21 AM »
Quote from: K.Dub on August 10, 2009, 11:19:30 AM
Quote from: ikke on August 10, 2009, 11:16:41 AM
lolwut?

You don't recognize this?
just lol and wtf at the same time
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K.Dub

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Re: Classic Convo
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2009, 12:36:51 PM »
Quote from: ikke on August 10, 2009, 11:20:21 AM
Quote from: K.Dub on August 10, 2009, 11:19:30 AM
Quote from: ikke on August 10, 2009, 11:16:41 AM
lolwut?

You don't recognize this?
just lol and wtf at the same time
Yes, but do you recognize the convo?
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Muhfukka

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Re: Classic Convo
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2009, 01:00:31 PM »
its  pulp fiction ikke isnt old enough to watch it
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ikke

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Re: Classic Convo
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2009, 01:02:01 PM »
Quote from: Muhfukka on August 10, 2009, 01:00:31 PM
its  pulp fiction ikke isnt old enough to watch it
who are you?
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Muhfukka

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Re: Classic Convo
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2009, 01:04:04 PM »
your mom
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ikke

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Re: Classic Convo
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2009, 01:05:03 PM »
Quote from: Muhfukka on August 10, 2009, 01:04:04 PM
your mom
my mothers ashes are more intelligent then you
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J.D. Wykid, Esq.

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Re: Classic Convo
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2009, 01:05:16 PM »
ikke, go watch pulp fiction..NOW.  
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Muhfukka

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Re: Classic Convo
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2009, 01:07:05 PM »
ikke i think youve already told us how smart you are haha now sleep till 4 pm and post on here all day like a genius
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Re: Classic Convo
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2009, 01:13:36 PM »
+1 K.Dub. Classic conversation from a classic movie. I could of just watched an entire movie of them talking to each other. Travolta and Jackson's chemistry was insane.
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ikke

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Re: Classic Convo
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2009, 01:15:27 PM »
Quote from: Da WyKiD Iz Won on August 10, 2009, 01:05:16 PM
ikke, go watch pulp fiction..NOW.  
Just one of those 'classics' I still need to watch lol.
Think I'm going to watch this one tho.

All those retarded star wars and LOTR groupies ruined those films for me, never watched them never will.
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J.D. Wykid, Esq.

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Re: Classic Convo
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2009, 01:27:10 PM »
Quote from: ikke on August 10, 2009, 01:15:27 PM
Quote from: Da WyKiD Iz Won on August 10, 2009, 01:05:16 PM
ikke, go watch pulp fiction..NOW. 
Just one of those 'classics' I still need to watch lol.
Think I'm going to watch this one tho.

All those retarded star wars and LOTR groupies ruined those films for me, never watched them never will.

i know what you mean, i feel the same way about some films...but trust me, you will not be disappointed with pulp fiction. 
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Quote from: QuietTruth on January 16, 2010, 04:00:54 PM
'Oh I can't see him, I can't see God', YA'LL CAN'T SEE FUCKIN' AIR NEITHER!
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Prove to me the wind. Show me the wind man. I want proof of that shit. Cuz I don't see it.
 

Jaydc555

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Re: Classic Convo
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2009, 01:32:34 PM »
i preferred reservoir dogs over pulp fiction
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