Bitch ass pigs trying to evacuate my house over brush fires

[QuietTruth]

I haven't been able to leave my place since Friday night and I'm running out of toilet paper.

LMFAO

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

5 people trapped cuz they didnt want to leave

[Nigga_With_An_Additude]

lol u gonna be okay hubby?

[Sikotic™]

lol u gonna be okay hubby?

No.

[Muhfukka]

you still stuck there?

[Sikotic™]

Day 4 that I've been stuck in my fuckin house. On my last roll of toilet paper too. I'm rationing that shit now.

[Muhfukka]

only one square per jerk session or what?

[Sikotic™]

They're double-ply so I think one will be enough. If not, I have some aluminum foil in the kitchen.

[Al Bundy]

when's the next ustream nigga?

[Sikotic™]

When the roadblocks are removed so I can go to the liquor store and get some beer.

[Sikotic™]

This has ruined my life for the last 4 or 5 days.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/TIm9Th6yq7U" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/TIm9Th6yq7U</a>

[herpes]

You're stuck inside with no booze    I would evacuate just to get booze

[Muhfukka]

seriously what the fuck have you been doing these last 4 days (besides using up toilet paper)

[Sikotic™]

seriously what the fuck have you been doing these last 4 days (besides using up toilet paper)

Reading/studying, talking on the phone to people in the outside world, talking to the firefighters about when this shit will be over, eating, shitting, changed the oil in my car, etc.

You're stuck inside with no booze    I would evacuate just to get booze

I didn't know this until I talked to a firefighter today, but during evacuations you have to leave your doors unlocked by law in the event the fire department has to use your property to fight the fire.

So let's just say I got plenty of toilet paper, beer and Pepsi now.

[Muhfukka]

seriously what the fuck have you been doing these last 4 days (besides using up toilet paper)

Reading/studying, talking on the phone to people in the outside world, talking to the firefighters about when this shit will be over, eating, shitting, changed the oil in my car, etc.

You're stuck inside with no booze    I would evacuate just to get booze

I didn't know this until I talked to a firefighter today, but during evacuations you have to leave your doors unlocked by law in the event the fire department has to use your property to fight the fire.

So let's just say I got plenty of toilet paper, beer and Pepsi now.

i told you to do that shit day one you could have a diamond ring on every finger by now