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Do you believe in evolution?
herpes:
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--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 04:31:40 PM ---
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--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 02:37:15 PM ---
--- Quote from: ikke on September 03, 2009, 02:24:16 PM ---
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 02:17:03 PM ---Everyone voted Yes so I will vote No just to be different. God will strike all you heathen non believers down. It's right there in the bible people God made Adam and Eve and the whole forbidden apple. If you think about it though Adam and Eve lived in paradise, Eve's pussy must of been on some next level shit. God said don't eat the apple and Eve still talked Adam into it.
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it wasn't even an apple lol.
When transelating the bible into latin they thought it would be a nice pun because latin for apple is malus which also means evil.
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Don't be talking bad about Eve's pussy, you know you would be sprung just by sticking the tip in. I bet her pussy taste like honey.
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you know they didnt have showers or douche back then right?
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Nah they lived on some magical island resort, her box was 110 % at all times. But like all women Eve wanted more and had to fuck that up. This is why they need to teach the bible in school.
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They also didnt have razors. Eve would have had to look like one of the Geico cavemen.
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Are you dense ? They bible said they lived on some magical resort. All Adam had to do was snap his fingers and Eve could have the flight strip, complete shave job, or the au naturale look. You need to read the bible man
.:DaYg0sTyLz:.:
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 06:58:30 PM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 06:02:36 PM ---
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 04:31:40 PM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 02:40:28 PM ---
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 02:37:15 PM ---
--- Quote from: ikke on September 03, 2009, 02:24:16 PM ---
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 02:17:03 PM ---Everyone voted Yes so I will vote No just to be different. God will strike all you heathen non believers down. It's right there in the bible people God made Adam and Eve and the whole forbidden apple. If you think about it though Adam and Eve lived in paradise, Eve's pussy must of been on some next level shit. God said don't eat the apple and Eve still talked Adam into it.
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it wasn't even an apple lol.
When transelating the bible into latin they thought it would be a nice pun because latin for apple is malus which also means evil.
--- End quote ---
Don't be talking bad about Eve's pussy, you know you would be sprung just by sticking the tip in. I bet her pussy taste like honey.
--- End quote ---
you know they didnt have showers or douche back then right?
--- End quote ---
Nah they lived on some magical island resort, her box was 110 % at all times. But like all women Eve wanted more and had to fuck that up. This is why they need to teach the bible in school.
--- End quote ---
They also didnt have razors. Eve would have had to look like one of the Geico cavemen.
--- End quote ---
Are you dense ? They bible said they lived on some magical resort. All Adam had to do was snap his fingers and Eve could have the flight strip, complete shave job, or the au naturale look. You need to read the bible man
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Magical Resort? Like Disneyworld? Knowing that the Adam and Eve story is complete nonsense...do you really think if the original two people existed on Earth that long ago...they were taking ANY time out to shave Eve? lol C'mon Tom...I expect more out of you man.
herpes:
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 07:30:20 PM ---
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 06:58:30 PM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 06:02:36 PM ---
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 04:31:40 PM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 02:40:28 PM ---
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 02:37:15 PM ---
--- Quote from: ikke on September 03, 2009, 02:24:16 PM ---
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 02:17:03 PM ---Everyone voted Yes so I will vote No just to be different. God will strike all you heathen non believers down. It's right there in the bible people God made Adam and Eve and the whole forbidden apple. If you think about it though Adam and Eve lived in paradise, Eve's pussy must of been on some next level shit. God said don't eat the apple and Eve still talked Adam into it.
--- End quote ---
it wasn't even an apple lol.
When transelating the bible into latin they thought it would be a nice pun because latin for apple is malus which also means evil.
--- End quote ---
Don't be talking bad about Eve's pussy, you know you would be sprung just by sticking the tip in. I bet her pussy taste like honey.
--- End quote ---
you know they didnt have showers or douche back then right?
--- End quote ---
Nah they lived on some magical island resort, her box was 110 % at all times. But like all women Eve wanted more and had to fuck that up. This is why they need to teach the bible in school.
--- End quote ---
They also didnt have razors. Eve would have had to look like one of the Geico cavemen.
--- End quote ---
Are you dense ? They bible said they lived on some magical resort. All Adam had to do was snap his fingers and Eve could have the flight strip, complete shave job, or the au naturale look. You need to read the bible man
--- End quote ---
Magical Resort? Like Disneyworld? Knowing that the Adam and Eve story is complete nonsense...do you really think if the original two people existed on Earth that long ago...they were taking ANY time out to shave Eve? lol C'mon Tom...I expect more out of you man.
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Shave pssssssh all Adam had to do was snap his fingers and Eve had whatever look he wanted her to have down there. It's all there in Rufus 3:16 or something.
.:DaYg0sTyLz:.:
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 08:01:17 PM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 07:30:20 PM ---
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 06:58:30 PM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 06:02:36 PM ---
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 04:31:40 PM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 02:40:28 PM ---
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 02:37:15 PM ---
--- Quote from: ikke on September 03, 2009, 02:24:16 PM ---
--- Quote from: Teflon Tom on September 03, 2009, 02:17:03 PM ---Everyone voted Yes so I will vote No just to be different. God will strike all you heathen non believers down. It's right there in the bible people God made Adam and Eve and the whole forbidden apple. If you think about it though Adam and Eve lived in paradise, Eve's pussy must of been on some next level shit. God said don't eat the apple and Eve still talked Adam into it.
--- End quote ---
it wasn't even an apple lol.
When transelating the bible into latin they thought it would be a nice pun because latin for apple is malus which also means evil.
--- End quote ---
Don't be talking bad about Eve's pussy, you know you would be sprung just by sticking the tip in. I bet her pussy taste like honey.
--- End quote ---
you know they didnt have showers or douche back then right?
--- End quote ---
Nah they lived on some magical island resort, her box was 110 % at all times. But like all women Eve wanted more and had to fuck that up. This is why they need to teach the bible in school.
--- End quote ---
They also didnt have razors. Eve would have had to look like one of the Geico cavemen.
--- End quote ---
Are you dense ? They bible said they lived on some magical resort. All Adam had to do was snap his fingers and Eve could have the flight strip, complete shave job, or the au naturale look. You need to read the bible man
--- End quote ---
Magical Resort? Like Disneyworld? Knowing that the Adam and Eve story is complete nonsense...do you really think if the original two people existed on Earth that long ago...they were taking ANY time out to shave Eve? lol C'mon Tom...I expect more out of you man.
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Shave pssssssh all Adam had to do was snap his fingers and Eve had whatever look he wanted her to have down there. It's all there in Rufus 3:16 or something.
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lol
Sikotic™:
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 02:38:51 PM ---
--- Quote from: Sikotic on September 03, 2009, 02:30:20 PM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 12:58:23 PM ---
--- Quote from: ikke on September 03, 2009, 12:52:28 PM ---
--- Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on September 03, 2009, 12:48:28 PM ---
--- Quote from: Sikotic on September 02, 2009, 03:17:42 PM ---
--- Quote from: LIGHTS on September 02, 2009, 12:52:39 AM ---I BELIEVE IN IT...
ALSO I BELIEVE IN RELIGION
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I know a lot of people like that, but I don't understand why it is the minority among people of faith.
There is no conflict between evolution and religion, but religious people try to make one.
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doesnt evolution conflict with the whole Adam and Eve thing?
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If you read the bible in the literal form yes.
But Genesis is a plagiarized metafor for several things
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metaphors shmetaphors...Christians actually believe Noah had an ark lol
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Oh man, you have no idea how many times I've had this conversation with some Christians who really believe everything in the Bible is literal. Like, even though I think 70% of the stuff in that book is horse shit, I'd at least respect people more who read about Noah and Moses and get something from the overall moral or message of the story. But these god damned people that really think Noah had two of every single animal on the planet will not back down from believing it literally happened.
I seriously wanted to slap the shit out of a few of them I've talked to.
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lol Ive even asked the question before about the different animals getting along on the ark. Like how are the lions getting along with the gazelles? The response was, "the animals were afraid, so they did not attack eachother". LOL!!. Because everyone knows...that when wild animals are afraid, they are far less likely to attack you.
I feel you on the whole ark thing though. Not just THAT story. But man, anyone Ive met who believes in the Bible really does believe that of these stories REALLY happened. The Bible isnt a book of morals, its a history book. lol wtf. Like Ive said, Im completely tolerant of others beliefs and whatever they wanna believe...go for it. But sometimes you just gotta say....wtf?! I think Im gonna buy a million copies of The Neverending Story and see if I can start my own religion based on that movie.
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If L. Ron Hubbard could do it with Scientology, so can you.
No joke, my dad used to know this guy that bought a church and did some fake ass sermons or whatever you call them once a week. He lived off the donations of the people. He bought a Lambo, lived in a mansion, and would fuck all the women in his church that had problems with their husbands. He would just tell them not to tell their husbands what he was doin LOL.
SOmetimes I wonder why I'm tryin to do shit legit and why I'm not up on a stage screaming about God and making money off of fools.
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