Author Topic: JOKE: Advancement in Medicne (Read 92 times)

bLaDe · « **on:** November 09, 2002, 10:25:51 AM »

A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
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>A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
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>A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
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>An American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half preparing for war...

Lmao i found dat hella funny, got it in an email, peace

-{bLaDe}