Author Topic: some jokes for everyone (Read 279 times)

verbalassaulta · « **on:** November 05, 2002, 06:50:26 PM »

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody brother

2. He had no permanent address

3. Nobody would hire him

Five Reasons to Believe Computers are Female

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Why don't you see more mini skirts on San Franciscan women? Because the skirts don't hide their balls