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ikke

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I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« on: September 26, 2009, 01:20:25 PM »
So I'm sticking to the alcohol xD.
 

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Re: I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2009, 01:36:32 PM »
use a pipe or a bong.

or...

get some vodka
get some weed
grind (chop) up the weed
put it in the vodka bottle
put it some where and forget about it for a month.
drink it.
wake up with no memory of last night.
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ikke

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Re: I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2009, 01:50:45 PM »
use a pipe or a bong.

or...

get some vodka
get some weed
grind (chop) up the weed
put it in the vodka bottle
put it some where and forget about it for a month.
drink it.
wake up with no memory of last night.
:bandit:
imma try that.

I was going to buy a bong but my dad lost his job for the fiftieth time this year so untill I get a real door to my floor I can't use it....
 

Al Bundy

Re: I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2009, 01:57:52 PM »
don't you have friends? use their pipe/bong/whatever

or go to the smoke shop and get a "sneak-a-toke." pretty cheap devices and they are small and compact.
 

ikke

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Re: I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2009, 02:02:03 PM »
don't you have friends? use their pipe/bong/whatever

or go to the smoke shop and get a "sneak-a-toke." pretty cheap devices and they are small and compact.
I'm a loner I do most shit alone.

It isn't about size, I have a small attic here and some massive storage space behind the walls (3rd floor biatch 8))
 

Al Bundy

Re: I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2009, 02:03:02 PM »
don't you have friends? use their pipe/bong/whatever

or go to the smoke shop and get a "sneak-a-toke." pretty cheap devices and they are small and compact.
I'm a loner I do most shit alone.

It isn't about size, I have a small attic here and some massive storage space behind the walls (3rd floor biatch 8))

i'm just sayin it's small so you can keep it in your pocket and they are usually no more than 10 bucks
 

ikke

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Re: I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2009, 02:05:11 PM »
don't you have friends? use their pipe/bong/whatever

or go to the smoke shop and get a "sneak-a-toke." pretty cheap devices and they are small and compact.
I'm a loner I do most shit alone.

It isn't about size, I have a small attic here and some massive storage space behind the walls (3rd floor biatch 8))

i'm just sayin it's small so you can keep it in your pocket and they are usually no more than 10 bucks
nice.

I want that thing kumar made in escape from quantanomo bay 8)
 

Al Bundy

Re: I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2009, 02:05:42 PM »
don't you have friends? use their pipe/bong/whatever

or go to the smoke shop and get a "sneak-a-toke." pretty cheap devices and they are small and compact.
I'm a loner I do most shit alone.

It isn't about size, I have a small attic here and some massive storage space behind the walls (3rd floor biatch 8))

i'm just sayin it's small so you can keep it in your pocket and they are usually no more than 10 bucks
nice.

I want that thing kumar made in escape from quantanomo bay 8)

i never finished that movie. got a screen cap?
 

Al Bundy

Re: I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2009, 02:06:15 PM »
ikke do you have a working stove? I know a cheap, healthy, and natural way you can smoke.
 

ikke

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Re: I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2009, 02:08:58 PM »
don't you have friends? use their pipe/bong/whatever

or go to the smoke shop and get a "sneak-a-toke." pretty cheap devices and they are small and compact.
I'm a loner I do most shit alone.

It isn't about size, I have a small attic here and some massive storage space behind the walls (3rd floor biatch 8))

i'm just sayin it's small so you can keep it in your pocket and they are usually no more than 10 bucks
nice.

I want that thing kumar made in escape from quantanomo bay 8)

i never finished that movie. got a screen cap?
It's in the first 10 minutes when they're on the plane and kumar feels the need to get high.

ofcourse I have a stove, tell me 8)

 

Al Bundy

Re: I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2009, 02:16:17 PM »
don't you have friends? use their pipe/bong/whatever

or go to the smoke shop and get a "sneak-a-toke." pretty cheap devices and they are small and compact.
I'm a loner I do most shit alone.

It isn't about size, I have a small attic here and some massive storage space behind the walls (3rd floor biatch 8))

i'm just sayin it's small so you can keep it in your pocket and they are usually no more than 10 bucks
nice.

I want that thing kumar made in escape from quantanomo bay 8)

i never finished that movie. got a screen cap?
It's in the first 10 minutes when they're on the plane and kumar feels the need to get high.

ofcourse I have a stove, tell me 8)



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fast forward to :52 and enjoy  8)
 

ikke

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Re: I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2009, 02:22:07 PM »
^^LMAO

Ghetto MCgyvers.

But I live with my father so I can't try it =/
 

Al Bundy

Re: I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2009, 02:23:29 PM »
^^LMAO

Ghetto MCgyvers.

But I live with my father so I can't try it =/

couldn't you theoretically heat up the knives and go upstairs to your attic?
 

ikke

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Re: I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2009, 02:28:04 PM »
^^LMAO

Ghetto MCgyvers.

But I live with my father so I can't try it =/

couldn't you theoretically heat up the knives and go upstairs to your attic?
I would still have to walk upstairs with hasj on a knife lol.

Thinking about ways to get high, I can probally turn the entire house into a bong from here 8)
 

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Re: I can't roll a blunt to save my life
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2009, 02:30:44 PM »
hot knifes are dope.

ive never smoked weed that way, but ive smoked some hash like that.

i get a sobe bottle and make a hole in bottom.  then i just use the bottle to suck up the smoke.  '


oh yeah, ikke, if youre gonna do that weed/vodka thing, youre going to need a lot of weed.  like at least a half ounce.  1/2 ounce : a fifth of vodka should work.  and once its fermented, use a cheese cloth to strain the weed.  enjoy.   1/2



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