Horoscopes...

[Digital Pimpin']

Do any of you actually believe that bullshit?

[The Phoenix]

Do any of you actually believe that bullshit?

No, but it makes for good reading material.  Sometimes that shit happens to match up with how things go for you that day.

[ikke]

I try to live my life so that they come true.

[Digital Pimpin']

I try to live my life so that they come true.

LOL

Do any of you actually believe that bullshit?

No, but it makes for good reading material.  Sometimes that shit happens to match up with how things go for you that day.

You can read any one of the twelve at random and shit will match up for you sometimes.

I must admit though, having a little knowledge of astrology is advantageous when it comes to talking to girls who follow that shit.

[Paul]

nope

[Herbal_Life]

WELL IM SCORPIO I LOVE TO FUCK...
MY GIRL IS GEMINI SHE IS 18 BUT SHE IS FIESTIER THAN A 29 YEAR OLD I FUCKED



SOMEWHAT TRUE

[Herbal_Life]

I try to live my life so that they come true.

LOL
+1 WHEN I GET KARMA

[QuietTruth]

I try to live my life so that they come true.

LMAO

[The Phoenix]

WELL IM SCORPIO I LOVE TO FUCK...
MY GIRL IS GEMINI SHE IS 18 BUT SHE IS FIESTIER THAN A 29 YEAR OLD I FUCKED



SOMEWHAT TRUE

I'm a scorpio too.  You got to watch out for us crazy fucks!

[Herbal_Life]

I try to live my life so that they come true.

LMAO

NO ONE BELIEVES IN HOROSCOPES?

[Roccy]

nope

[Herbal_Life]

 

[Sofa_King_Awesome]

[DTG Entertainment]

WELL IM SCORPIO I LOVE TO FUCK...
MY GIRL IS GEMINI SHE IS 18 BUT SHE IS FIESTIER THAN A 29 YEAR OLD I FUCKED



SOMEWHAT TRUE

I'm a scorpio too.  You got to watch out for us crazy fucks!

Scorpio here too.

[Citizen-Y]

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.
Pisces (Feb 22 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
Taurus (April 23 - May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.
Gemini (May 23 - June 22)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means your are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
Cancer (June 23 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.>
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a wreckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.