Anatomy of a Elamo thread

[the ghost]

1.  If he starts the thread it is a link to a news event that was from yesterday.

2. If he is replying in a thread, it will consist of the following in no particular order.

A. An lame insult directed at a random family member. eg. 2nd cousin, grandmother, nephew.  He seems to particularly target the subjects parents though in a majority of cases.

B. There will certainly be a wishing of disease upon one of the before mentioned parties. eg your nephew should contract west nile virus.  He seems to stick with the big well known types such as AIDS, and the fucking whooping cough.

C. Fuck will almost always be used typically with cases A, and B.  Eg.  I hope your fuck nephew dies of fuckin SARS.

D. The post will also in many cases include a lame .gif or random picture from the internet.  This is a good sign, and proves to all that he is truly enraged.

E. When really pissed giant font will be used.

F. In all cases he will try his hardest to molest the English language like Bez in a Nursery.


And on a side note this thread helped keep the dub Elamo free for a few days, and what a nice few days it has been.

[westsiderider323]

^^ i agree

[AGeesta]

props for ghost always stating the truth

[Elano]

props for ghost always stating the truth

and you're always sucking his tiny dick 

[Elano]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/UI3MzbAqoCE" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/UI3MzbAqoCE</a>

[Muhfukka]

its pretty obvious that this is the kind of shit elano lives for hes been at it nonstop for over 8 years

[Sikotic™]

ghost is tighter than a bowl of grits.

[Sir Petey]

american attention is what he craves...me and that jaydc dude never really got along all that well but he had the right idea about ignoring this dude.

he thrives of the comebacks and the interaction...i doubt his parents said "i love you" enough or held him when he was young.

[Leggy Hendrix]

he thrives of the comebacks and the interaction...i doubt his parents said "i love you" enough or held him when he was young.

careful...the mention of parents sets him off...i made that mistake, suggesting he wasnt hugged enough as a child, and he's responded to my every post ever since 

[Elano]

he thrives of the comebacks and the interaction...i doubt his parents said "i love you" enough or held him when he was young.

are you talking about your experience when you were young ?

[ikke]

I doubt him being an actual human being tbh

[Jome]

Time for another 3 day time-out, thought I told you several times about posting 200 smilies and size 99 letters.. it doesn't fly, even in the G-spot.

[Leggy Hendrix]

Time for another 3 day time-out, thought I told you several times about posting 200 smilies and size 99 letters.. it doesn't fly, even in the G-spot.

  shame about it being only 3 days mind...

[ikke]

Time for another 3 day time-out, thought I told you several times about posting 200 smilies and size 99 letters.. it doesn't fly, even in the G-spot.

can't we try 3 years?

[Teddy Roosevelt]

E. In all cases he will try his hardest to molest the English language like Bez in a Nursery.

LOL.