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Funerals are the best place to get pussy.
Quote from: Sikotic on December 08, 2009, 11:31:21 PMFunerals are the best place to get pussy.wow
I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.
Quote from: rapsodie sees the bitch in you on December 09, 2009, 12:05:22 AMI ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.
Quote from: The Elano on December 09, 2009, 12:23:53 AMQuote from: rapsodie sees the bitch in you on December 09, 2009, 12:05:22 AMI ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck. Busting a nut helps with the grieving process.
Quote from: Sikotic on December 09, 2009, 01:03:12 AMQuote from: The Elano on December 09, 2009, 12:23:53 AMQuote from: rapsodie sees the bitch in you on December 09, 2009, 12:05:22 AMI ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck. Busting a nut helps with the grieving process.the best target is usually the widow. because keep in mind she's in her most fragile state. all of a sudden theres no dicc in her life and the genitals react to that. it's very natural. especially young pussy. it's like a fuccin rain forest and a lot of niggas think they need like 10 years but thats all bullshit...if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.
if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.
Quote from: C-BLUE on December 09, 2009, 01:36:56 AMif you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.Another good thing is, at this moment she's already used to the blurry vision.
Quote from: Fraxxx on December 09, 2009, 01:58:13 AMQuote from: C-BLUE on December 09, 2009, 01:36:56 AMif you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.Another good thing is, at this moment she's already used to the blurry vision.That's very true. You no longer have to worry about shaving or anything like that. Everything is blurry to her. It's like Billy Bob Thornton in Monsters Ball. That scene where he fucced the tears out of Halle was not some fantasy. Shit like this happens every day. Maybe not to obese Italians but definitely to their wives at some point.
I've only been to one funeral, but I'm never going again. The music started playing, me and my mate were the only ones dancing.