apparently im a certified black man.

[moe]

i've been white for 22 years but since ive gone out with 5 black chicks i am now a negroid male.


i dont get it either.


so sayeth this black chick who works for me.

[Sofa_King_Awesome]

welcome my nigga

[moe]

thank you.


i guess this makes me unemployable. good thing i already have a job

[Bananas]

Dont forget about our race to 500, coon.

[moe]

im working on it.

[Sikotic™]

Congratulations. Your membership card and weekly subscriptions to Ebony and Jet magazines are on their way.

[Blasphemy]

i've been white for 22 years but since ive gone out with 5 black chicks i am now a negroid male.


i dont get it either.


so sayeth this black chick who works for me.

Congratulations as a Black man please note the following are now Revoked when in America:

Constitutional Rights
Help
Police Assistance (Pending Graphic 2.5 You are now the Enemy)
Education
Happiness
Finding Jobs
A fair trail

However You shall Receive the following.

Ignorance via Governmental assistance and public schooling.
A room reserved at your local hospital's emergency room (Please note, if Room is in use, you'll be given a ER waiting room sit if available).
A daily profile
A basketball
A Football
A bullet proof Vest (Note: May not work)
A Welfare Check
A Police Escort
and a signed "I voted 4 Obama" medal (Copyright 2010 Crackers Inc.)

Enjoy you're short stay, and please know your life expectancy has been cut in half.

 Signed (Digital Signature) Uncle Sam.

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

lol
if you are not back and talk like a black person will you be served?

Congratulations. Your membership card and weekly subscriptions to Ebony and Jet magazines are on their way.

[C-BLUE]

job?..your input would be truly appreciated right now

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

why when it would be like a unbalanced scale since hes racist

[Sikotic™]

lol
if you are not back and talk like a black person will you be served?

Congratulations. Your membership card and weekly subscriptions to Ebony and Jet magazines are on their way.

I think you have to become an honorary black person first.

[ThaRealSupreme]

i've been white for 22 years but since ive gone out with 5 black chicks i am now a negroid male.


i dont get it either.


so sayeth this black chick who works for me.

awww so u won't mind any racism my cracker ass devil since that's what real black people have to go through?

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

and that happens......

lol
if you are not back and talk like a black person will you be served?

Congratulations. Your membership card and weekly subscriptions to Ebony and Jet magazines are on their way.

I think you have to become an honorary black person first.

[QuietTruth]

Once you go black, you never go back.

[moe]

Once you go black, you never go back.

amen.