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moe

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apparently im a certified black man.
« on: December 21, 2009, 04:24:30 PM »
i've been white for 22 years but since ive gone out with 5 black chicks i am now a negroid male.


i dont get it either.


so sayeth this black chick who works for me.
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Re: apparently im a certified black man.
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2009, 04:26:44 PM »
welcome my nigga
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moe

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Re: apparently im a certified black man.
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2009, 04:39:43 PM »
thank you.


i guess this makes me unemployable. good thing i already have a job
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Bananas

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Re: apparently im a certified black man.
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2009, 04:46:11 PM »
Dont forget about our race to 500, coon.
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moe

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Re: apparently im a certified black man.
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2009, 04:47:12 PM »
im working on it.
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Re: apparently im a certified black man.
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2009, 05:28:52 PM »
Congratulations. Your membership card and weekly subscriptions to Ebony and Jet magazines are on their way.
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Blasphemy

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Re: apparently im a certified black man.
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2009, 05:36:21 PM »
Quote from: Michiel Adriaenszoon de Ruyter on December 21, 2009, 04:24:30 PM
i've been white for 22 years but since ive gone out with 5 black chicks i am now a negroid male.


i dont get it either.


so sayeth this black chick who works for me.

Congratulations as a Black man please note the following are now Revoked when in America:

Constitutional Rights
Help
Police Assistance (Pending Graphic 2.5 You are now the Enemy)
Education
Happiness
Finding Jobs
A fair trail

However You shall Receive the following.

Ignorance via Governmental assistance and public schooling.
A room reserved at your local hospital's emergency room (Please note, if Room is in use, you'll be given a ER waiting room sit if available).
A daily profile
A basketball
A Football
A bullet proof Vest (Note: May not work)
A Welfare Check
A Police Escort
and a signed "I voted 4 Obama" medal (Copyright 2010 Crackers Inc.)

Enjoy you're short stay, and please know your life expectancy has been cut in half.

 Signed (Digital Signature) Uncle Sam.
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you gon always be my latin queen bitch

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Re: apparently im a certified black man.
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2009, 06:07:50 PM »
lol
if you are not back and talk like a black person will you be served?



Quote from: Sikotic on December 21, 2009, 05:28:52 PM
Congratulations. Your membership card and weekly subscriptions to Ebony and Jet magazines are on their way.
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damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine flu
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Re: apparently im a certified black man.
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2009, 06:18:55 PM »
job?..your input would be truly appreciated right now
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Re: apparently im a certified black man.
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2009, 06:26:22 PM »
why when it would be like a unbalanced scale since hes racist
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Quote from: xzibit444 on May 20, 2009, 07:46:52 PM
damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine flu
Quote from: Laconic on March 16, 2010, 08:21:33 AM
Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:15 AM By: Ice Cube
Me and Mack 10 together again? I never say never, but he has the kiss the ring first.
Cube
gbee:@ Petey: you sound like a broken record, time to grow up.
 

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Re: apparently im a certified black man.
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2009, 06:31:15 PM »
Quote from: GET YOUR WALK ON on December 21, 2009, 06:07:50 PM
lol
if you are not back and talk like a black person will you be served?



Quote from: Sikotic on December 21, 2009, 05:28:52 PM
Congratulations. Your membership card and weekly subscriptions to Ebony and Jet magazines are on their way.
I think you have to become an honorary black person first.
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ThaRealSupreme

Re: apparently im a certified black man.
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2009, 06:31:19 PM »
Quote from: Michiel Adriaenszoon de Ruyter on December 21, 2009, 04:24:30 PM
i've been white for 22 years but since ive gone out with 5 black chicks i am now a negroid male.


i dont get it either.


so sayeth this black chick who works for me.

awww so u won't mind any racism my cracker ass devil since that's what real black people have to go through????
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you gon always be my latin queen bitch

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Re: apparently im a certified black man.
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2009, 06:49:27 PM »
and that happens......




Quote from: Sikotic on December 21, 2009, 06:31:15 PM
Quote from: GET YOUR WALK ON on December 21, 2009, 06:07:50 PM
lol
if you are not back and talk like a black person will you be served?



Quote from: Sikotic on December 21, 2009, 05:28:52 PM
Congratulations. Your membership card and weekly subscriptions to Ebony and Jet magazines are on their way.
I think you have to become an honorary black person first.
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Quote from: xzibit444 on May 20, 2009, 07:46:52 PM
damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine flu
Quote from: Laconic on March 16, 2010, 08:21:33 AM
Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:15 AM By: Ice Cube
Me and Mack 10 together again? I never say never, but he has the kiss the ring first.
Cube
gbee:@ Petey: you sound like a broken record, time to grow up.
 

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Re: apparently im a certified black man.
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2009, 07:17:27 PM »
Once you go black, you never go back.
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Re: apparently im a certified black man.
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2009, 07:17:43 PM »
Quote from: QuietTruth on December 21, 2009, 07:17:27 PM
Once you go black, you never go back.
amen.
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