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one time we was chillin at the homies house. We were smokin and drinkin the hole night n got loaded as fuck. So sometime in the morning the homie who was livin in the house fell a sleep in his armchair. Its was only me and another dude left and we were ready to leave too. But i was like ay yo Mo wait a minute lets fool Brian maan Mo was like huh? Ey man im tired as hell lets get the fuck outta here. I said no man hold on i got a funny ass idea. I told him what came to my mind and he was like haha hell yeah man im with it Basically i went to the Bathroom and got me a roll of toiletpaper. When i came back i opened the homie Brians jeans and pulled it a little down (no homo) and i put the toiletpaper roll in his left hand. At last i put a porno from his DVD collection in the player and forwarded it to some action and pushed pause so that we had a freeze frame and placed the zapper on the armchair then we got outta there and couldnt stop laughin all the fuckin way back home hopin that his mom, dad or sister gets into the room before he wakes up next day i called him to check out if he got busted...n he was like yall little bastards whos idea was it, the fuck is wrong with yall sn shit...blah blah blah. Homie was gettin real upset and i couldnt help myself but bust out laughin he then said nice try but it didnt work out cuz he woke up early and nobody had catched him in that szenario....suuuuure i was still laughin at him...a few cusswords later he calmed a little down and started laughin too. Im 100% positive that somebody from his family got into the room while he was sleepin, but he wouldnt admit it...still to this day hahaha ah man good ol days
damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine fluQuote from: Laconic on March 16, 2010, 08:21:33 AMTue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:15 AM By: Ice CubeMe and Mack 10 together again? I never say never, but he has the kiss the ring first.Cubegbee:@ Petey: you sound like a broken record, time to grow up.
Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:15 AM By: Ice CubeMe and Mack 10 together again? I never say never, but he has the kiss the ring first.Cube
ALL THE TIME I JUST SKEET THEM AWAY LIKE A FIREFIGHTER FIGHTING A FIRE WITH HIS HOSE
Quote from: Boss Tweed on December 22, 2009, 09:54:24 AMAnd not on the se7en tip where his Dad would walk in on him and join in.It almost happened to me once, my little brother opened the door and I got up with the quickness and slammed the door shut the door on him. The staircase was right next to my bedroom door and he went tumbling down the stairs lmfao. I wonder whatever happened to him.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
And not on the se7en tip where his Dad would walk in on him and join in.It almost happened to me once, my little brother opened the door and I got up with the quickness and slammed the door shut the door on him. The staircase was right next to my bedroom door and he went tumbling down the stairs lmfao. I wonder whatever happened to him.
Quote from: Sikotic on December 22, 2009, 02:56:21 PMQuote from: Boss Tweed on December 22, 2009, 09:54:24 AMAnd not on the se7en tip where his Dad would walk in on him and join in.It almost happened to me once, my little brother opened the door and I got up with the quickness and slammed the door shut the door on him. The staircase was right next to my bedroom door and he went tumbling down the stairs lmfao. I wonder whatever happened to him.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!LMAO that sentence grabbed my attention also.
Why are people so extremely silly, and STILL act as if I jerked off with my dad? First it's been years, second I was very clear - if you can comprehend simple sentences you should know that all I said was that he walked out the room without ever giving me a bad time about it. What's wrong with that?
Quote from: SPARETREALZZZZ on December 22, 2009, 11:13:06 PMALL THE TIME I JUST SKEET THEM AWAY LIKE A FIREFIGHTER FIGHTING A FIRE WITH HIS HOSEhahahaha
'Oh I can't see him, I can't see God', YA'LL CAN'T SEE FUCKIN' AIR NEITHER!
Prove to me the wind. Show me the wind man. I want proof of that shit. Cuz I don't see it.