I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.

[illwill]

I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  Jesus fucking christ Im afraid to drop a deuce again.  Now I know how lights feels the morning after a rave.

[QuietTruth]

+1, sometimes it juss takes weird situations.

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  

you musta skipped school that day.  babies dont come out of the asshole, they come out the pussy.   

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[illwill]

I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  

you musta skipped school that day.  babies dont come out of the asshole, they come out the pussy.   

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Thank you captain obvious, I'm just saying any hole that tight.

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

the pussy is made to expand during child birth.  it aint rocket science, yo. 

[illwill]

the pussy is made to expand during child birth.  it aint rocket science, yo.  

And it doesn't hurt you dumb fuck ?  And theirs pussies still tear you dumb puerto rican.

[C-BLUE]

I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  Jesus fucking christ Im afraid to drop a deuce again.

my respect for you as a man just plummeted

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

lmao

dont get mad at me cause youre sounding stupid.  lmao

where did i say it didnt hurt?  

see people, this is exactly why new york was attacked....to get rid of the retards.  too bad they didnt finish the job.  

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  Jesus fucking christ Im afraid to drop a deuce again.  Now I know how lights feels the morning after a rave.

my respect for you as a man just plummeted

ROFLMAO

you know when he says "i almost started crying" he REALLY means "i now see why gays are gay!".  ROFLMAO

[illwill]

I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  Jesus fucking christ Im afraid to drop a deuce again.  Now I know how lights feels the morning after a rave.

my respect for you as a man just plummeted

ROFLMAO

you know when he says "i almost started crying" he REALLY means "i now see why gays are gay!".  ROFLMAO

Looks like your ESL class failed you ?  I said I know how lights feels, not why gays are gay.  And your NY wasn't funny you fucking spic.  I hope your mother gets raped.

[illwill]

I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  Jesus fucking christ Im afraid to drop a deuce again.

my respect for you as a man just plummeted

I never said I respected them yet ?  Like the jews.  I don't respect the Jews but I respect how they sacrificed their bodies for science during the holocaust with all the animal experiments. 

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

a bite from a mosquito has more sting than your lame ass insults.

try again retard.  go shit out more soda cans, faggot.

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the hostility

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

the hostility

haha, it aint my fault people cant take a joke. 

[ThaChamp]

first off when a baby comes out of the womb it looks like a big shit coming out anyways

2nd off i love those torpedo shits where the water splashes back on your ass