Author Topic: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?  (Read 402 times)

ikke

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What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« on: January 16, 2010, 06:36:06 AM »
I was just listening to Part of me from royce's latest album and it got me wondering about what I would do if it happened to me.

I'd probally kill myself.
 

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Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2010, 07:35:24 AM »
its not a problem for you.
nobody wants to fuck with you,not even the prostitutes.
 

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Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2010, 10:45:34 AM »
Buy a strap-on.
 

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Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2010, 03:23:10 PM »


WAIT FOR THE DAY HE DIES.
 

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Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2010, 03:37:37 PM »
^^LMAO!

Part of Me is an incredible song, the video is so sick.


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Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2010, 05:57:53 PM »
not sure ask looney it happens to him all the time
 

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Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2010, 06:34:39 PM »
get a robotic one
 

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Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2010, 11:05:24 PM »


WAIT FOR THE DAY HE DIES.
LOL

I would grow another one in a petri dish.....duh  ::)
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Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2010, 02:30:02 AM »
DRY 'RAPE' HUMP RIHANNA UNTIL I SQUIRT MAN JUICE FROM MY TESTICLES.
 

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Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2010, 11:37:13 AM »
i would hire private detective and track that traitor down.
 

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Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2010, 11:56:18 AM »
i would hire private detective and track that traitor down.

hahahahahaha
 

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Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2010, 12:00:16 PM »


WAIT FOR THE DAY HE DIES.
LOL

I would grow another one in a petri dish.....duh  ::)

yup or like the episode of southpark where they grow mr garrison a new dick on the back of a lab rat  ;D

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Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2010, 01:39:00 PM »
after last night, im about to lose mine
 

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Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2010, 04:20:01 PM »
I'd search for it.

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Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2010, 08:07:55 PM »
i'd go to the morgue...with a knife.