Fuck My Life

[K.Dub]

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML


























http://www.fmylife.com/
 

[ikke]

been happening to me ever since I was 8

[Shango]

 


Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML

[K.Dub]

Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML

[JMan]

haha no lie, on my first read i didnt see the bottom link.. i was thinkin dammmn dub's got a player for a father!  good shit tho, sites pretty funny.

"Today, I found the Christmas 'newsletter' my mom sends out every year to our extended family and friends that details our activities and achievements of the past year. I wasn't mentioned once. FML" 

[K.Dub]

Today, it was my birthday. Everyone wished me a happy birthday except for my boyfriend. When I asked him about it later he said: "well, you don't have facebook so how was I supposed to know it was your birthday?" FML

haha no lie, on my first read i didnt see the bottom link.. i was thinkin dammmn dub's got a player for a father!  good shit tho, sites pretty funny.

 

[white Boy]

Today, it was my birthday. Everyone wished me a happy birthday except for my boyfriend. When I asked him about it later he said: "well, you don't have facebook so how was I supposed to know it was your birthday?" FML

thats fucking hillarious but it could happen to anyone!

[ikke]

SOme are pretty cool, rest is lame bitches not getting a joke or just being ingratefull.

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

haha

Today, it was my birthday. Everyone wished me a happy birthday except for my boyfriend. When I asked him about it later he said: "well, you don't have facebook so how was I supposed to know it was your birthday?" FML

thats fucking hillarious but it could happen to anyone!

[ToOoOoN!!!]

Today, it was my birthday. Everyone wished me a happy birthday except for my boyfriend. When I asked him about it later he said: "well, you don't have facebook so how was I supposed to know it was your birthday?" FML

haha no lie, on my first read i didnt see the bottom link.. i was thinkin dammmn dub's got a player for a father!  good shit tho, sites pretty funny.

 

HAHAHAHAHA

[Skindiana bon3z]

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML

LMFAO

[K.Dub]

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML

LMFAO

[2010-thefuture]

I was talking on the phone to my boyfreind and I said that I would love to suck his di## and then to my surprise my mnother said what the fuck did you say?My baby had hung up the phone-FML

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

haha for a minute i thought that was you queen...haha

[Chamillitary Click]

love this website.

Today, some random girl from Colorado called me. She knew my name. My Facebook. I had no idea how she got my number. She then proceeds to ask me out. I say "sure" sarcastically. She then calls my girlfriend, who also lives in Colorado. Our relationship is now over. FML