Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot

[Sikotic™]

Step 1: Dig a hole.


Step 2: Get your dead parrot respectfully wrapped in a garbage bag from a secure location.


Step 3: Place dead parrot in hole (but make sure the hole is long enough for its tail next time).


Step 4: Fill the hole with dirt, covering your parrot. Pack the dirt to prevent sinkage.


Step 5: Mark the grave. R.I.P. Zeus.

[2010-thefuture]

what did your parrot die?

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Did you have dubcc in mind while you were doing this?

[Sikotic™]

Did you have dubcc in mind while you were doing this?

Are you insinuating I killed my parrot for dubcc?

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Did you have dubcc in mind while you were doing this?

Are you insinuating I killed my parrot for dubcc?

Killed and raped (in that order).

[Sikotic™]

Did you have dubcc in mind while you were doing this?

Are you insinuating I killed my parrot for dubcc?

Killed and raped (in that order).

This is libelous. My attorney will be contacting you shortly.

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Did you have dubcc in mind while you were doing this?

Are you insinuating I killed my parrot for dubcc?

Killed and raped (in that order).

This is libelous. My attorney will be contacting you shortly.

You have a picture of your parrot in your avatar with the text "Faaaaaaaaaaast then slow, Faaaaaaaaaaast then slow" underneath. That says it all.

[Sikotic™]

Did you have dubcc in mind while you were doing this?

Are you insinuating I killed my parrot for dubcc?

Killed and raped (in that order).

This is libelous. My attorney will be contacting you shortly.

You have a picture of your parrot in your avatar with the text "Faaaaaaaaaaast then slow, Faaaaaaaaaaast then slow" underneath. That says it all.

Shit. That does look pretty bad.

[2010-thefuture]

how old was your parrot?help does brandon exsist?

[Muhfukka]

goddamn i hate pet parrots, cool animals but not to have living in your house

[Sikotic™]

I would of never let that son of a bitch in my house. He got the garage treatment.

[2010-thefuture]

how well could he talk?I am thinking about getting one.........

[NotoriousTDA]

you should of stuffed him and perminately rocked him on your shoulder like a true g

[Sikotic™]

how well could he talk?I am thinking about getting one.........

He couldn't talk for shit. He was pretty much only good for eating and shitting. That's why God punished him with a heart attack or stroke.

[2010-thefuture]

didn't you try to teach him?Maybe he was retarded-hey you could have fun and teach him to say here kitty kitty-lol