Author Topic: I so want to cum on Neimanmarcus9's face  (Read 19881 times)

ikke

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Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #495 on: March 09, 2010, 10:25:42 AM »
They got their own private subforum
honeymoon on here too? lol



he already is married to me we got married in here..............
 

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Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #496 on: March 09, 2010, 10:44:45 AM »
ahahahaha
 

ThaRealSupreme

Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #497 on: March 09, 2010, 10:50:23 AM »
They got their own private subforum
honeymoon on here too? lol



he already is married to me we got married in here..............

lol
 

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Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #498 on: March 09, 2010, 10:52:43 AM »
17 000 appreciation threads wouldnt cover the greatness that sikotic brings to this forum.
My nigga.

Yo neiMAN, where you at, son?
 

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Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #499 on: March 09, 2010, 11:06:05 AM »
17 000 appreciation threads wouldnt cover the greatness that sikotic brings to this forum.
My nigga.

Yo neiMAN, where you at, son?


lmao....oh that ain't yo brown sugar no more since Queen got gangsta???
 

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Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #500 on: March 09, 2010, 11:06:40 AM »
17 000 appreciation threads wouldnt cover the greatness that sikotic brings to this forum.
My nigga.

Yo neiMAN, where you at, son?


lmao....oh that ain't yo brown sugar no more since Queen got gangsta???
I have no idea what you are talking about  :-X
 

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Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #501 on: March 09, 2010, 12:09:27 PM »
lol
damn supreme dont backdown to noone doggs



17 000 appreciation threads wouldnt cover the greatness that sikotic brings to this forum.
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Yo neiMAN, where you at, son?


lmao....oh that ain't yo brown sugar no more since Queen got gangsta???
 

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Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #502 on: March 09, 2010, 02:40:53 PM »
this one of your homegirls too?
 

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Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #503 on: March 09, 2010, 06:07:09 PM »
thats mutha......ing some of the worst shhhhhh ever ^^^^not good lookin
 

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Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #504 on: March 09, 2010, 06:09:50 PM »
Why is that ass covered in Crisco?
 

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Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #505 on: March 09, 2010, 06:11:04 PM »
sik the golden question
would you hit that? lol
gettin ready for your response....if you'd hit that, i feel......



Why is that ass covered in Crisco?
 

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Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #506 on: March 09, 2010, 06:21:50 PM »
I don't think I have any homegirls that dark to be honest...

Anywhoo thought yall might enjoy  this, I laughed when it was sent to me on BBM.

An elderly couple, in their 80's, went to a sex therapist's office and asks the doctor to watch them have sex. The doc is so amazed at such an elderly couple wanting sexual advise that he agrees. After watching them, the doc says, "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have sex." He charges them $50 and they go on their way. The couple returns the next week and again asked the doc to watch them have sex. After several weeks of this, the doc finally asked the couple what they wanted him to find out. The old man replies, "we're not trying to find out anything. I'm married, so we can't go to my house, she's married so we can't go to her house. The Holiday Inn charges $98, the Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50 and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving me only $7 to pay. & since u r a doctor, its confidential......... ;D
 

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Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #507 on: March 09, 2010, 06:25:47 PM »
haha you a fool agent #9
 

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Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #508 on: March 09, 2010, 06:35:13 PM »
I don't think I have any homegirls that dark to be honest...

Anywhoo thought yall might enjoy  this, I laughed when it was sent to me on BBM.

An elderly couple, in their 80's, went to a sex therapist's office and asks the doctor to watch them have sex. The doc is so amazed at such an elderly couple wanting sexual advise that he agrees. After watching them, the doc says, "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have sex." He charges them $50 and they go on their way. The couple returns the next week and again asked the doc to watch them have sex. After several weeks of this, the doc finally asked the couple what they wanted him to find out. The old man replies, "we're not trying to find out anything. I'm married, so we can't go to my house, she's married so we can't go to her house. The Holiday Inn charges $98, the Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50 and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving me only $7 to pay. & since u r a doctor, its confidential......... ;D

lol that made my day
 

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Re: I so want to rape Neimanmarcus9
« Reply #509 on: March 09, 2010, 07:16:37 PM »

        A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
         
         On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
         
         He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring..
         
         - 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
         
         A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
         
         She eventually shyly whispers back,
         
         'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'
         
         More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her.....
         
         'You want....... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas??'