It's May 04, 2024, 03:10:55 AM
When you take a woman on a date you are bascially paying her (food, etc) so she will have sex with you. The only difference is with a prostitute it's guaranteed.
YES, FOR DINNER AND A MOVIE.
I got my friend a blowjob from an escort on his 21st birthday.See what lengths I go through to make sure my homeboys are having a good time? Stupid bitch dropped a $20 I gave her too so I got some of the cash back lol.
Not too long ago,my friend rented a suburban for the weekend.He always rents out different vehicles each weekend to slang out of.So him,myself,and two others are rolling around and we spot a hooker on the road.My buddy remarks whoever mans up and gets in the back row of seats and gets a blowjob while we drive around,he will pay for it.I decline but my friend jumps in the back.So we roll up on this skeezer,she says 60 bucks for a bj.So she jumps in the back and starts to go to work.Problem is my buddy cant get it up because hes gun shy.So he asks for full service,which is 40 dollars more.My friend obliges and coughs up 40 more.So were rolling around and the truck starts rocking in the middle of traffic hahaha.So he finishes in like 3 minutes and we go to drop her off.My buddy asks if it was the best she ever had she just laughs then asks if we sell rock,so she buys a 100 rock from him lol.We immediately ask our friend how it was,he just angrily demands we drive him home.Were confused as to why hes mad he throws up his shirt on the back seat,its got blood on it.I turn on the overhead light and hes got blood all over him.THE FUCKING HOOKER WAS ON THE RAG!And we just straight cracking the fuck up.To make it even better for our amusement,he didnt even wear a condom and nutted inside her.We laugh at him for hours until I finalliy remark,alright guys thats enough,hes been ragged on enough today!
i aint seen no damn blow job yet and i had your back when LAMB tried to abduct you