What types of mods do we have here at the dub?

[Bananas]

From Encyclopedia Dramatica's article on moderators
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mod
Mods are divided in to seven categories....


   1. Passive moderators - this type of mod rarely posts on the board in question and will often lurk unseen in the shadows, hiding their online status, until such time as they need to wield their power despite being largely unknown to the community.
   
2. Vigilantes - actively cruise every thread, editing or deleting posts that are vaguely interesting or controversial, so as to maintain a general atmosphere of stagnation on the board. Most commonly found on specialist fora (e.g. car fora).
   
3. Fucking hopeless - the most dangerous of all, showing precious little awareness of how to do their job. This incompetence often manifests itself in such forms as ensuring that new members are watchfully policed and ruthlessly suppressed by recourse to, amongst other things, the Law of the Post Count (see below).
   
4. Teh popular ones - These are the mods that were appointed to their positions either by sucking off the administrator or they have n00dz floating somewhere. These are usually camwhores who you often wonder how they balance the life of being a MySpace whore and a incompetent mod. Often they don't do anything except be really bitchy to n00bs and post their pictures in the Member's photos thread wanting to be dickfed attention.
   
5. The RL faggot - These are a rare breed of mod, but every once in a while, an admin takes a liking to these ladyboy traps and decides it's time for a promo. While "Teh popular ones" type of mod thinks she is in control, it's actually the "RL faggot" that proves the most dangerous (and also the most likely to be the resident "drama queen"). Expect them to get in nice and cozy with an admin, and secretly be their personal bitch. We don't want to imply who the real bitch is however, since generally it's the ladyboy that becomes the most "persuasive" when it comes to decision making. If you try to pwn them for their epic failures as a mod, they'll automatically show their faggotry by pulling the gay card. Beware of this, but it's still epic lulz.
   
6. **ULTRA RARE** The laid back mod - These are the few and proud moderators who were former trolls and decided to balance being a troll and being a good forum user and ended up somehow getting picked to be moderators.They usually don't jump into forum raids right away because a part of them would like to see the epic lulz in action.They usually don't care much about spam and stupid new members and its rare for them to get motivated to ban someone.The admins hate these type of mods and like to often find ways to replace them with more of the types described above. But in real life they're really just basement dwellers who want to get respect from people on the internets that they will never meet.
 
 7. Opinionies - One of the most uncommon Mods, there are only about one OPI Moderator in every forum, and they usually ban people or follow those who disagree with them. Their mission is to find people who they don't agree with, and simply ban they. They are waiting for you to do something that is "against the rules" and "send you home" for that thing. They are not only hate people who have an opinion and should have the right to speak about it, but they also hate people who don't have any opinion at all. They are "the bad" Mods, but if your opinion and their opinion are the same, they won't ban you. Even God is afraid of them. They are the filfthy Zionists of the internet. These Moderatos (the word Mod came from: More Rats - The Traitors > together it sounds like "Moderators") are almost the worst kind.

[the ghost]

2. Vigilantes - actively cruise every thread, editing or deleting posts that are vaguely interesting or controversial, so as to maintain a general atmosphere of stagnation on the board. Most commonly found on specialist fora (e.g. elements).
  

But all joking aside.  The modding here is good.

[Dre-Day]

^^^^your answer is wrong because i'm not a mod

[Muhfukka]

^^^^your answer is wrong because i'm not a mod

yeah youre just a faggot

[ikke]

4. Teh popular ones - These are the mods that were appointed to their positions either by sucking off the administrator or they have n00dz floating somewhere. These are usually camwhores who you often wonder how they balance the life of being a MySpace whore and a incompetent mod. Often they don't do anything except be really bitchy to n00bs and post their pictures in the Member's photos thread wanting to be dickfed attention.

LOLior?

[Sikotic™]

LOL @ the word "dickfed"

[elmizzy]

Jome is a bitch locking and editing posts. He's been doing shit like that since the beginning. Even on IRC in the wcc channel.

[eS El Duque]

   1. Passive moderators - this type of mod rarely posts on the board in question and will often lurk unseen in the shadows, hiding their online status, until such time as they need to wield their power despite being largely unknown to the community.
   

thats me

[Jome]

Jome is a hero, he's basically the best mod on here. He's been #1 ever since #WCC on IRC.

^ Agree with this guy, elmissy, is that you?

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

lol

Jome is a hero, he's basically the best mod on here. He's been #1 ever since #WCC on IRC.

^ Agree with this guy, elmissy, is that you?

[Santanaz]

I lurked here for years under another name. Mods seem straight

[K.Dub]

[color=]I lurked here for years under another name. Mods seem straight[/color]

Type with the right color...

[Sikotic™]

C'mon K Dub, white just isn't crippin' enough!

[elmizzy]

jome i bet you still like xzibits cock in your ass right?

[Chamillitary Click]

jome i bet you still like xzibits cock in your ass right?

Jome is a big Xzibit fan?

in that case, we have some phenominal Mods over here.