This 17 year old girl tried to sell me some pussy

[BiggBoogaBiff]

this bitch called me up out the blue the other night asking to borrow 20 dollaz and she was gonna pay me back in two days lol, right (i'm thinkin' this may be a set up or somethin, ("some of these hoes jack").  so me being tha con-artist I am I tried to get her and her friend to fuck for a dollar just like Snoop told me to.  so I told her sure, but she had to fuck.  so she puts me on hold (i guess she was talking to her friend) and comes back on the phone 10 seconds later like okay i'll do it.  so i'm like when u want me to drive over there, she's like right now, so I'm like ok that's a bet.  so then I get to goin' like "ey, I want that 3way luv like Pimp C say lol, I want tha pussy, head, and butt" then she's like hold on (on hold again for 15 seconds, I'm in the bed yawning at this point gigglin' lol).  so she comes back tryna run her lil' game on me like naw.  


so i'm like, I don't even want tha whole 20 back u can just give me 10 (then she puts me on hold again for 20 seconds this time, at this point I'm feelin like it's a set up of some sort).  So she gets back on the phone like, y can't I just give u some pussy, and I'm like that asshole is just colateral and she shouldn't even be trippin' off that.   So then I'm like that's how I'm goin' so she got frustrated at that point and hung up.  Man I was about to try to keep pressing again but this time get her friend involved for free (atleast suck my dick at tha same time or somethin).  Nigga I was gonna go but tha bitch hung up.  lol nothin i could do about it so I didn't even bother to call back, I just went to sleep and forgot about it.  she won't even be 18 until the middle of Novemeber lol... so sad


*age of consent is 16 in Maryland as long as the older person isn't no more than 4 years older.  17/21 = right on time, plus she'll be 18 before i turn 22 so i'm str8

[Sofa_King_Awesome]

[BiggBoogaBiff]

indeed it iz.  bitches just be fallin' outta tha sky 4 a nigga lol

[Sofa_King_Awesome]

lol Radiotube youz  foo 4 dat 1 duke lol

[BiggBoogaBiff]

lol Radiotube youz  foo 4 dat 1 duke lol

lol

[NotoriousTDA]

"but you aint gon sell no pussy to me"

[BiggBoogaBiff]

"but you aint gon sell no pussy to me"

these hoes be trippin mane

[NotoriousTDA]

"but you aint gon sell no pussy to me"

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[Citizen-Y]

Please tell me you are in southern maryland

[acgrundy]

wow, is there anything about your guys' lives that you don't document on wcc?

[westsiderider323]

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[M Dogg™]

wow, is there anything about your guys' lives that you don't document on wcc?

plenty, like the actual stuff that happens

[J$crILLa]

ok cool

[Fuck Your Existence]

ok cool

those icehouse' in your sig is easy on a alcoholics wallet when funds are low bruh

1.30 for a tall can...cant even be mad. grundy check it out homie might drown your bitterness a little

[BiggBoogaBiff]

ok cool

those icehouse' in your sig is easy on a alcoholics wallet when funds are low bruh

1.30 for a tall can...cant even be mad. grundy check it out homie might drown your bitterness a little

The Milwaukee's Best are cheaper and taste better imo.  $.84 in Waldorf and $1.06 at the S/W in Temple Hills, cain't beat it