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Cleveland shows continued desperation for Lebron
« on: June 21, 2010, 03:08:45 PM »
CLEVELAND -- A minor league baseball team is taking a swing at signing LeBron James.

The Lake Erie Crushers plan to offer James a maximum contract under Frontier League rules on "Keep LBJ in the C-L-E Night" next week. The team said the contract is worth $1,600 a month and will include a host family so the NBA superstar won't have the "stress of a potential commute" from Akron. Also available will be a luxury suite.

The Crushers will wear Cavaliers-themed jerseys June 30 and each player will wear No. 6 to honor James' switch from No. 23. The team is renaming its park LeBron James Field at All Pro Freight Stadium for the game. Anyone named LeBron gets free tickets.

James becomes a free agent the next day.
 

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Re: Cleveland shows continued desperation for Lebron
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2010, 03:18:16 PM »
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Re: Cleveland shows continued desperation for Lebron
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2010, 03:31:49 PM »
NY has mad commercials & Chicago has multiple billboards.
 

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Re: Cleveland shows continued desperation for Lebron
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2010, 08:38:30 AM »
he should sign for scratch @ thunder and own everyone with durant ;D

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Re: Cleveland shows continued desperation for Lebron
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2010, 11:35:32 AM »
he should sign for scratch @ thunder and own everyone with durant ;D

If fuckin Lebron James goes to the Thunder I'm gonna stop watching sports period.
 

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Re: Cleveland shows continued desperation for Lebron
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2010, 07:56:29 PM »
dick riding at its finest
 

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Re: Cleveland shows continued desperation for Lebron
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2010, 08:35:43 PM »
he should sign for scratch @ thunder and own everyone with durant ;D

If fuckin Lebron James goes to the Thunder I'm gonna stop watching sports period.

I think half of Seattle goes on suicide watch.

I think his going to Chicago where it's the best situation to win a title. All Chicago needs is that superstar to lead them to the promise land. If LeBron wins a title in Chicago, then it can be argued the Bulls will be the greatest NBA franchise not named Lakers or Celtics. Of course the Spurs have the honor of that title, but MJ and LBJ is hard to argue against. ToNe should be hoping LBJ goes anywhere but Chicago.
 

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Re: Cleveland shows continued desperation for Lebron
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2010, 09:59:47 PM »
he should sign for scratch @ thunder and own everyone with durant ;D

If fuckin Lebron James goes to the Thunder I'm gonna stop watching sports period.

I think half of Seattle goes on suicide watch.

I think his going to Chicago where it's the best situation to win a title. All Chicago needs is that superstar to lead them to the promise land. If LeBron wins a title in Chicago, then it can be argued the Bulls will be the greatest NBA franchise not named Lakers or Celtics. Of course the Spurs have the honor of that title, but MJ and LBJ is hard to argue against. ToNe should be hoping LBJ goes anywhere but Chicago.

Mark my words, if Lebron goes to OKC i'll personally blow up their arena, kill Clay Bennet, and kill Howard Schultz to top it off.