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....And the chick has a dick. What the fuck do you do?

Run away screaming
2 (11.8%)
Chop your dick off and dedicate the rest of your life to god
1 (5.9%)
swear "it" to secrecy and pray no one ever finds out
1 (5.9%)
The tranny has to die or you will never be a man again
8 (47.1%)
Fuck it, you're here and your dicks hard. Might as well....
5 (29.4%)

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Triple OG Rapsodie

You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« on: July 24, 2010, 09:40:21 PM »
Seriously, what the FUCK do you do in that situation?
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westsiderider323

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Re: You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2010, 09:43:45 PM »
kill the tranny one less tranny in the world no more eddie murphy mistakes
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StevenQBosell

Re: You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2010, 10:34:58 PM »
One of the greatest questions posed to mankind.
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DTG Entertainment

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Re: You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2010, 01:29:44 AM »
Tell them you're a hip hop elitist and swear it to secrecy.
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Fraxxx

Re: You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2010, 01:46:34 AM »
Anal destruction! No homo! :D
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Nega-Sikotic 3.5.

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Re: You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2010, 08:35:59 AM »
Reminds me of that eazy e song lmao. N ur dicks hard so might as well..
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Triple OG Rapsodie

Re: You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2010, 08:58:06 AM »
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a nigga ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
[What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man]
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
because this is one faggot that I had to hurt, so


I never got the last two lines. Why the fuck is he trailing his gun up the leg all sexy like?
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Nega-Sikotic 3.5.

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Re: You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2010, 09:34:13 AM »
Quote from: rapsodie is a hip hop elitist on July 25, 2010, 08:58:06 AM
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a nigga ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
[What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man]
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
because this is one faggot that I had to hurt, so


I never got the last two lines. Why the fuck is he trailing his gun up the leg all sexy like?

no idea, eazy seems like a suspect too.
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Leggy Hendrix

Re: You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2010, 04:40:57 AM »
Quote from: rapsodie is a hip hop elitist on July 25, 2010, 08:58:06 AM
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a nigga ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
[What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man]
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
because this is one faggot that I had to hurt, so


I never got the last two lines. Why the fuck is he trailing his gun up the leg all sexy like?

lol classic verse, as for that part, yeah does sound a little bit suspect now you mention it haha
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you gon always be my latin queen bitch

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Re: You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2010, 12:59:37 PM »
Lol @ the godfather of gangsta rap bein suspect
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Nega-Sikotic 3.5.

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Re: You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2010, 01:17:16 PM »
Quote from: Ancient Chinese Secret on July 26, 2010, 12:59:37 PM
Lol @ the godfather of gangsta rap bein suspect

A guy with that much lust must be suspect.
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Sami

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Re: You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2010, 02:15:59 PM »
Run. Run like never before in human history.

Then smoke a whole quarter til the memory is gone.
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Re: You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2010, 02:19:18 PM »
id get so black out drunk that i would forget the night ever happened.
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westsiderider323

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Re: You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2010, 02:42:46 PM »
Quote from: white Boy on July 26, 2010, 02:19:18 PM
id get so black out drunk that i would forget the night ever happened.

the she male wont forget tho
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Nega-Sikotic 3.5.

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Re: You take a girl home, she gives you head, then you get down to business...
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2010, 04:59:57 PM »
Quote from: Blizzle is a god damn HATER on July 26, 2010, 02:42:46 PM
Quote from: white Boy on July 26, 2010, 02:19:18 PM
id get so black out drunk that i would forget the night ever happened.

the she male wont forget tho

kill her.
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