bitch told me to get a job

[C-BLUE]

so this bitch I've been seeing found out I'm not really an architect and accused me of being a drug dealer. i told her i was a republican. she ended the conversation by telling me to grow the fucc up and get a job. i am not getting a job but this bitch has a very precious asshole and i need all the help i can get now. should i buy flowers?

[Elano]

get a job motherfucker

[westsiderider323]

hell yea buy flowers and if the bitch refuses you slap that hoe put her in her place and rape that asshole take that shit son

[Nutty]

so this bitch I've been seeing found out I'm not really an architect and accused me of being a drug dealer. i told her i was a republican. she ended the conversation by telling me to grow the fucc up and get a job. i am not getting a job but this bitch has a very precious asshole and i need all the help i can get now. should i buy flowers?

haha.

Buy flowers.... tap that one last time and move on to the next unsuspecting ho.

[Sikotic™]

You should have business cards already made for shit like this, my nigga. Nobody second guesses a business card.

You know how many stolen business checks I cashed with a fake ass business card?

[Bananas]

Stating you're a republican was a pretty good move though, I'll start using that as a last ditch effort when the convo about my accomplishments goes sour.

[Mike Harris]

I'd be damned if a bitch told Mike Harris to get a job. Tell that hoe , your job is staying pretty and breaking her,both in the pockets and pussy/ass

[Anunikke]

I have 6 months of acceptable unemployment left.
One of the benefits of being a minor.

[westsiderider323]

I have 6 months of acceptable unemployment left.
One of the benefits of being a minor.

i wish i was a fuckin minor still good times  no job no worries and shit

[C-BLUE]

bitch is not even answering the phone when i call. fucc that bitch. i have definitely not ruled out rape but i have decided to re-think my entire strategy. what really did me in was the diplomas and if you can't produce any you're pretty much lights out..god rest his soul lol. this will not happen again. i will also take sik's advice and get the fake business cards. having them custom made by a professional is a brilliant way to disarm these face cream sluts and really make a good impression. I've googled some cards and I'm so impressed I feel like a lawyer already.

[M Dogg™]

Start at 1:52

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[Sikotic™]

bitch is not even answering the phone when i call. fucc that bitch. i have definitely not ruled out rape but i have decided to re-think my entire strategy. what really did me in was the diplomas and if you can't produce any you're pretty much lights out..god rest his soul lol. this will not happen again. i will also take sik's advice and get the fake business cards. having them custom made by a professional is a brilliant way to disarm these face cream sluts and really make a good impression. I've googled some cards and I'm so impressed I feel like a lawyer already.

Yeah. It's great for picking up bitches too. If it says your profession is something like "cosmetic surgeon" or "attorney at law", you can see the moist spots on the front of their pants when you hand them the card.

[jeromechickenbone]

Fuck a job, u need a late 30s divorced wealthy cougar.  Marry her, divorce her, take half. 

Time to flip the script on these hoes. 

[Mr. O]

bitch is not even answering the phone when i call. fucc that bitch. i have definitely not ruled out rape but i have decided to re-think my entire strategy. what really did me in was the diplomas and if you can't produce any you're pretty much lights out..god rest his soul lol. this will not happen again. i will also take sik's advice and get the fake business cards. having them custom made by a professional is a brilliant way to disarm these face cream sluts and really make a good impression. I've googled some cards and I'm so impressed I feel like a lawyer already.

Yeah. It's great for picking up bitches too. If it says your profession is something like "cosmetic surgeon" or "attorney at law", you can see the moist spots on the front of their pants when you hand them the card.

he better back that up with a dope ass ride.

[Sikotic™]

bitch is not even answering the phone when i call. fucc that bitch. i have definitely not ruled out rape but i have decided to re-think my entire strategy. what really did me in was the diplomas and if you can't produce any you're pretty much lights out..god rest his soul lol. this will not happen again. i will also take sik's advice and get the fake business cards. having them custom made by a professional is a brilliant way to disarm these face cream sluts and really make a good impression. I've googled some cards and I'm so impressed I feel like a lawyer already.

Yeah. It's great for picking up bitches too. If it says your profession is something like "cosmetic surgeon" or "attorney at law", you can see the moist spots on the front of their pants when you hand them the card.

he better back that up with a dope ass ride.

Nah, see, that's where you come in with the "I drive a hybrid because I love the environment" deal. Bitches loves that environmental shit.

But if you're driving a 1979 Datsun, well, that's another story.