Just got 6 stitches at the hospital after stabbing myself

[Sikotic™]

I just installed these speakers in my pad for this new surround sound shit I bought for my flat screen. The speaker wires were everywhere making my job look tacky as fuck, so I bought some plastic cord concealers to hide the shit and make it look sexier than a 14-year-old Kim Kardashian.

So I'm measuring and cutting the shit with my brand new utility knife that I just bought. Just put in a fresh razor blade and everything. While my homie was talking to me, I started to pay more attention to what he was saying than what I was cutting. I cut through this particular piece of plastic and thought I hit my hand on my calf muscle. I didn't feel any pain, but I felt some warm liquid flowing down my calf. I look down and theres a fuckin pool of blood. The razor in the utility knife was sharp so it just went in and out without any pain.

So I'm applying pressure to it, but boy was I leakin'. I thought I needed an amberlamps, but the bleeding stopped. This is what I see:


Looks like a fuckin pussy grew on my leg. I really didn't wanna sit my ass in an emergency room and get stitches. I fucking hate doctors and a hospital was the last place I wanted to go, but my homie convinced me and even said he would drive me over there. Before I left for the hospital, I took a look at the blade:


You can't see on the picture, but the whole exposed part of the blade is wet. It's not a big stab wound, but its deep since the god damn blade went in about an inch and a half. I go to the ER and tell em I stabbed myself. The fucking bitch ass nurse starts asking me if I did it on purpose or if I was depressed n shit. For real? If I wanted to kill myself, you really think I would stab myself in the leg? Anyways, the doc comes in and cleans up the stab wound. She said it went through the skin and fatty tissue and partially through the calf muscle. So after she injected numbing meds into the wound, she starts sticking needles in my damn leg full of iodine. She cleans it up and puts in 6 stitches:


Fucking hospital staff were busting my balls the entire time I was there and cracking jokes, but fuck it I had it coming. Moral of the story: Keep me the fuck away from sharp objects.

[Furor Teutonicus]

Sorry, but 

[UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over]

haha that sucks the only time I needed stitches was after a fight I once had with some random dude in my friend's neighborhood. Well my false tooth (lost it in another fight lol) which is right in the middle just stuck out of my mouth during the fight & the guy hit & it went up right through my lips & cut it wide open. Anyways it just felt weird as hell when the doctor was putting the stitches through my lips.

[Sir Petey]

lmfao @ amberlamps


that shit never gets old.

[Sir Petey]

haha that sucks the only time I needed stitches was after a fight I once had with some random dude in my friend's neighborhood. Well my false tooth (lost it in another fight lol) which is right in the middle just stuck out of my mouth during the fight & the guy hit & it went up right through my lips & cut it wide open. Anyways it just felt weird as hell when the doctor was putting the stitches through my lips.

i been through exactly that....i can still feel the scar tissue in my lip and my mustache grows unevenly on that little part where my lip split open.

[westsiderider323]

cool story brah

[Fraxxx]

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[Chamillitary Click]

I thought you were going to say you listened to a Joe Budden song lol.

[C-BLUE]

the moral of this story is DON'T GO TTO THE MUTHAFUCCIN HOSPITAL. see how they be askin niggas all them questions. "Did you stab yourself cuz you depressed? Was you tryin to commit suicide? Where were you? did you go to a bank today?" FUCC THIS SHIT. I rather bleed to death than be interrogated like a goddamn Guantanamo bay detainee. You get your own doctor and he ain't reporting shit. You come in with an axe in your bacc and he says "lemme remove that". That's it.

btw Sik I'm glad you allright. I'd hate to see you in hell...with Lights lol.

[Sikotic™]

Woke up with my calf looking fatter than Queen Sik's thighs.

God I feel like a lil bitch.

[westsiderider323]

the moral of this story is DON'T GO TTO THE MUTHAFUCCIN HOSPITAL. see how they be askin niggas all them questions. "Did you stab yourself cuz you depressed? Was you tryin to commit suicide? Where were you? did you go to a bank today?" FUCC THIS SHIT. I rather bleed to death than be interrogated like a goddamn Guantanamo bay detainee. You get your own doctor and he ain't reporting shit. You come in with an axe in your bacc and he says "lemme remove that". That's it.

btw Sik I'm glad you allright. I'd hate to see you in hell...with Lights lol.

and all the nurses and doctors and shit were prolly laughin sayin "look at this monkey nigger, cant even hold a fuckin razor haha"

[UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over]

haha that sucks the only time I needed stitches was after a fight I once had with some random dude in my friend's neighborhood. Well my false tooth (lost it in another fight lol) which is right in the middle just stuck out of my mouth during the fight & the guy hit & it went up right through my lips & cut it wide open. Anyways it just felt weird as hell when the doctor was putting the stitches through my lips.

i been through exactly that....i can still feel the scar tissue in my lip and my mustache grows unevenly on that little part where my lip split open.

Yeah I got a little scar on my lip, my mustache is good though.

[Primo]

i almost chopped my finger off with a razor knife. good times

[Sikotic™]

the moral of this story is DON'T GO TTO THE MUTHAFUCCIN HOSPITAL. see how they be askin niggas all them questions. "Did you stab yourself cuz you depressed? Was you tryin to commit suicide? Where were you? did you go to a bank today?" FUCC THIS SHIT. I rather bleed to death than be interrogated like a goddamn Guantanamo bay detainee. You get your own doctor and he ain't reporting shit. You come in with an axe in your bacc and he says "lemme remove that". That's it.

btw Sik I'm glad you allright. I'd hate to see you in hell...with Lights lol.

and all the nurses and doctors and shit were prolly laughin sayin "look at this monkey nigger, cant even hold a fuckin razor haha"

Haha yeah. Not in those words though......well not in front of me.

[O.G A.Geesta'z]

cool story bro
mad niggerish
but stitches is for bitches u shoulda just manned up and handled it like a real hoodland hills gangsta and just glued the cut back together and walked it off like a champ and popped a few lower tabs when the pain kicked in...