Suge Knight's Offices Flooded with Prank Calls .....READ AND LISTEN TO THEM!!

[Vigilante]

It seems rap wars are now being fought by telephone! In a move that only rivals Jackass and The Jerky Boys, a legion of web geeks have launched an attack to prank call Suge Knight's offices. And to top it off, the hit was allegedly called by DPG's very own Daz Dillinger!

Suge Knight, who often uses his website, Tha Row.com to exact vengeance upon his
foes is getting a taste of his own medicine. The prank calls began after a poster named "Dat ni99a Daz" on the Official DPG Recordz website started a post entitled "call & represent that d.pg" along with a phone number. Immediately, the unlisted and unregistered phone number began receiving a flood of calls from pranksters. According to the followup reports on the DPG website among others, Suge Knight's secretary is exasperated trying to field the continual calls by the web bandits.

At press time, Suge Knight nor his secretary could be reached for comment -- all the lines were tied up! Thanks to Sohh.


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Caller: 'Sup, let me speak to Suge.
Secretary: I'm sorry, he's not available.
Caller: But this is 'Pac, I need a ride back.
Secretary: *Click.*

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Secretary: Hello?
Caller: Yo, can I speak to Sam Sneed?
Secretary: *Click.*

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Caller: Hello?
Secretary: Yes, this is Suge's Knight's office...
Caller: Uhhh...I know that. Why do you think I called?
Secretary: *Click.*

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Secretary: Suge Knight's office...
Caller: Yeah, I'd like a large pepperoni...Deep Dish, baby!
Secretary: *Click.*

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Secretary: Suge Knight's office...
Caller: Yeeeah, this is the Snoop D-O-double gizzle... (cuts off)
Secretary: EXCUSE ME!?!
Caller: Fa' shizzle...bizzle.
Secretary: *Click.*

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Secretary: Suge Knight's office...
Caller: Yo, is Suge there?
Secretary: NO.
Caller: Well, 'dis Big Worm. He better not be smoking my weed!
Secretary: I'm getting tired of this. *Click.*

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Secretary: Suge's Knight's office...
Caller: Yes, this is (beep) of the LAPD. We've obtained substantial evidence that Mr. Marion Knight was indeed involved in Tupac Shakur's homicide.
Secretary: What?
Caller: Yes, and also, his mother told me to tell you...
Secretary: *Click.*

Mine

Secetary Suge Knights Office
Me Is Suge There
Secretary Whos Callin Please
Me This Is Diddy Bitch
Secretary Click

FROM DPGRECORDZ.COM
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LISTEN TO IT HERE: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/4/252lifemusic.htm

LMAO!!!!!!!

[P Nelson]

Secretary: Suge Knight's office...
Caller: Yeah, I'd like a large pepperoni...Deep Dish, baby!
Secretary: *Click.*

LOOOOOOOL this shit is sooo funny

I know its not that mature of a joke but dont forget that Suge did the same thang with Dre & SNoop's adressses and phone numbers

[40oz GRApHire]

HAHA funny shit Bz, propz!  

[Twentytwofifty]

I just called using 1-800-COLLECT and said my name, Calvin Broadus, but the operator told me those bastards didn't accept the call.  What's up with that?

[Nima - Dubcnn.com]

i said:

"hello this is Suge Knight's personal doctor, i wanted to say that Mr. Knight needs to go on a strict diet as soon as possible"

she just said "yes" and hung up  

[Twentytwofifty]

i said:

"hello this is Suge Knight's personal doctor, i wanted to say that Mr. Knight needs to go on a strict diet as soon as possible"

she just said "yes" and hung up  

I'm suprised that she didn't hang up after the first couple of words.

[P Nelson]

i said:

"hello this is Suge Knight's personal doctor, i wanted to say that Mr. Knight needs to go on a strict diet as soon as possible"

she just said "yes" and hung up  

LOOL but nobody really knows if it was the real Daz posting this shit

ps.: nice signature nima ;p

[Nosak]

what ya'll should have try was to keep the phone as long as possible then act the fool, so she would take  note and all... i can't do that cause i can't call the states cause of the phone deal i got  , sowy

[Suga Foot]

What's The Number?

[Nima - Dubcnn.com]

323-852-5023

[Suga Foot]

Tiiiiite.

[KURUPTION-81]

thats funny  

[yung-g]

lol, yall trippin for prank callin people. aint yall got somethin better to do with ya time ?

[jeromechickenbone]

damn i laughed my ass off at the one with big worm. somebody still reppin "friday"

[bez]

lolololl funny shit, lol at nima having a go himself. lol

I would prob say,

Is Kurupt there, cos I got his balls here with me!