The official dick petey dorsett is a PIG thread

[Elano]

LMFAO   What a fuckin faggot  

[Sir Petey]

Elano = mad

Petey = win

[K.Dub]

Michigayan, that's clever.

[Anunikke]

Michigayan, that's clever.

Impressive indeed

[Sir Petey]

what did you hope to achieve by posting my pic elano? this  thread would be a much more effective if i hadnt already posted my pics on here before and if you had a pic of your own by which you could compare yourself too.

most here believe that you are

a) a miserable fat ass who never leaves his house
b) a scrawny greasy ass nerd who has no chance in life at ever getting laid.

prove us wrong...until then.

[OG Hack Wilson]

either way Elano's never had a girl put her helmet on his soildier if you know what i'm saying

[Sir Petey]

regardless of sexual orientation no one would want to be with such a miserable fuck as elano.

[Sir Petey]

[Sir Petey]

[Elano]

Elano = god

Petey = fat and ugly

[westsiderider323]

elano you are forever alone

[Elano]

elano you are forever alone

and you are forever a maricon 

[Portugoal]

I never noticed until now that if you switch the letters of Elano's name around you get the word 'alone'.

[Elano]

I never noticed until now that if you switch the letters of Elano's name around you get the word 'alone'.

W-O-W-

[Sir Petey]

thats not a coincidence...

being a loner is his destiny. even his patriarchs knew.

from here on out elano will forever be known as ALONE hence the phrase forever alone.