It's May 13, 2024, 12:54:07 AM
funny..nice stuff, u bumpin yer post count pimp?
Nancy is confessing her sins... NANCY: Forgive me father for I have sinned. FATHER: What is it this week Nancy? N: Father, I called a man a son of a bitch. F: Why did you call him an S.O.B. Nancy? N: Well, he touched me. F: Like this? (he touches her hand) N: Yes! F: That's no reason to call him an S.O.B. N: No, but then he grabbed my breast. F: Hmm. Like this? N: Yeah, exactly like that! F: Well, that's no reason to call him an S.O.B. N: No, No. But then he ripped my clothes off. F: Ahh. Like this? (kshhh) N: Yes! Yes! F: That's no reason to call him an S.O.B. N: No, you're misunderstanding. He put his "you know what" in my "you know where". FIVE MINUTES PASS... F: (grunts) Like this? N: YEAH! Exactly like that! F: That's no......reason.....to call him an S.O.B. N: But father, he had AIDS. F: SON OF A BITCH HOOLIGAN!!!