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Some Dirty Jokes!!!!!
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December 14, 2001, 11:01:42 PM »
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask
and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands
her to open the sperm bank vault. She says
"But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care,
open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door
to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.
The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and
drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm
samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back.
"That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse
drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says,
"See honey - its not that hard."
Peace
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Re: Some Dirty Jokes!!!!!
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December 15, 2001, 11:54:45 AM »
lol, @ the 2nd one.
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December 15, 2001, 12:56:54 PM »
lol... i like the first one...
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December 16, 2001, 05:19:04 AM »
haha i liked da first one
ight i got some
whats the difference between a egg and a wank??
you cant beat a wank
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three tampons walkin down tha street, which one talks 2 u first?
none of um, theyre all stuck up cunts
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2 condoms walkin down tha street, they walk past a gay club n 1 sez to da other, "wanna go in there n get shitfaced??"----------------------------------------------
kno loads but da excess drinkin has prolly caused um 2 b deleted from my brain
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December 16, 2001, 06:03:43 AM »
lol
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December 16, 2001, 08:20:16 AM »
some of those were funny...i liked the sperm bank and the shitfaced ones, peace.
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December 16, 2001, 11:34:05 AM »
lol@this australian comedian
freddy mercury (queen dude) and elton john...
he was teasen em..
n he was like doing an impersonation of freddy
and he goes to elton,Elton u have been cheating on me havent u, and elton said how u know, and he goes caus u came ome all shitfaced...
lolz
aint that funny on paper.. but this guy is a fucken classic..
look up on napster... or whatever
rodney rude.. he gets me rollen
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December 16, 2001, 12:03:33 PM »
lol good jokes, # 2 was pretty good
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