It's May 23, 2024, 09:58:19 AM
Oh man Daz has been in da' trenches many times yo'! One night some bitches was on our tip and their pussy was like, "Daz Daz Daz (echo)". And he smiled at the pussy like, "whas happenin?" Next thing you know we was playin house with those hoodrats. Out of the blue I guess one of dem hoes dudes came home when we was up in dat bomb ass pussy and stepped to Daz. Daz always packed a water gun in his khakis and he grabbed his heat but realized he didn't load it with water before we left the crib....most of da time he put boiling water up in dat bitch so it was still warm by the time we opened fire on any fools fakin jax but not that night. Instead Daz grabbed the heaviest down feather pillow from the bitchez bed and swung dat muthaphucka as hard as he could at da foo' tryna turn a ho into a housewife. Dude got caught with a left pillow swing and was knocked down for a bit so we was Audi like da hollow tips outta Masta P's nine. Later we heard shawty's dude was packin his boy scout pocket knife so it was safe to say we escaped a dangerous situation. Anotha time we was in a REAL dangerous situation. We wuz at the San Diego Zoo feedin peanuts to da elephants and one of dem big azz ma fuckers blew water out of his snout and got da tiger next to him wet...I don't know if you done seen a cat get wet, but shit was off da chain....Tiger be wildin out and came right at Diggity Daz who was in da cut once mo. Daz was never one to hide from confrontation but he screamed like a bitch and ducked down as the lion had him in his radar....like a foot before he was at Daz's face that big azz tiger hit the glass window between us and him and I will neva forget the loud nice it made. If that muthaphucka would have smashed through the glass we bof' prolly be dead yo! So yeah Daz been up in some REAL dangerous situations. If you want to hear about da shit we got into at Disneyland let me know foo.... Just kidding I am bored and this is the stupidest subject I have seen asked in a long time. If he hasn't been in a dangerous situation are you going to delete him from your IPOD and put Miley Cyrus back on your favorite playlist?
Daz threatens people over the internet because it's a lot easier than in real life.
lol @ keyboard warrior. Never heard that.