Author Topic: Birds and the Bees  (Read 289 times)

PinkTowelGirl

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Birds and the Bees
« on: December 04, 2001, 07:25:03 PM »
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, now aged 10, if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh Dad," Johnny sobbed, "At age 6 I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age 7 I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"
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Suga Foot

Re: Birds and the Bees
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2001, 07:31:50 PM »
lol
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Re: Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2001, 07:39:25 PM »
LOLOLOL
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Re: Birds and the Bees
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2001, 07:53:11 PM »
Lol funny shit, nice pink

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Re: Birds and the Bees
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2001, 08:23:59 PM »
HA:D
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Re: Birds and the Bees
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2001, 10:27:23 PM »
lmao


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Re: Birds and the Bees
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2001, 06:14:20 PM »
...but do grown ups really fuck ???
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Re: Birds and the Bees
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2001, 06:49:48 PM »
^^^ lol.. that was pretty good pink
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PinkTowelGirl

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Re: Birds and the Bees
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2001, 07:14:22 PM »

Quote

^^^ lol.. that was pretty good pink


Thanks  ;D
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Re: Birds and the Bees
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2001, 09:03:54 AM »
lmao
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Re: Birds and the Bees
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2001, 11:02:52 AM »
AHHAHA LOL...
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PinkTowelGirl

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Re: Birds and the Bees
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2001, 03:59:07 PM »
hey NP... i hope you all liked this one... i didn't even suspect the answer to be what it was..lol
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Re: Birds and the Bees
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2001, 11:02:48 PM »
looooooool ;D ;D
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