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Pimpdogg

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Damn I hate cats
« on: January 24, 2003, 03:18:22 PM »
My motherfucking cat was asleep on my bed all last evening when all of a sudden he came rushing down stairs and I didn't know why. When I went to bed I found out why, that little cunt threw up all over my favourite pair of jeans. Took me two washes to get that shit out. Anyone else have somehting like that happen to them?
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bez

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Re:Damn I hate cats
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2003, 03:28:43 PM »
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Dam  it was sick, maybe you shud take it for a cat-scan!
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budsmokeronly

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Re:Damn I hate cats
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2003, 03:28:47 PM »
LMMFAO! that is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
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Re:Damn I hate cats
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2003, 03:43:25 PM »
This is not a laughing matter.

It was midnight and that motherfucker got splash-back all up my quilt.

The thing is I can't threaten him with castration cause we already did that

Bastard cat
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OutSider

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Re:Damn I hate cats
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2003, 03:54:34 PM »
lol.. thats pretty funny... i love cats myself
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__kaLipZo__

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Re:Damn I hate cats
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2003, 04:03:18 PM »
Shells + Shotgun = 1 Dead Cat
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Jome

Re:Damn I hate cats
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2003, 04:39:06 PM »
We need Logic in this thread!!!
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EM28

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Re:Damn I hate cats
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2003, 05:37:11 PM »
Quote from: AcGrundy on January 24, 2003, 03:28:47 PM
LMMFAO! that is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
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verbalassaulta

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Re:Damn I hate cats
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2003, 05:43:06 PM »
mutha fuckers...i like cats...i got a cat..and he's awesome...he would never puke all ove rthe place...at least i hope not
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The Big Bad Ass

Re:Damn I hate cats
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2003, 06:58:04 PM »
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DPG4lyfe

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Re:Damn I hate cats
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2003, 07:55:44 PM »
look this iz wut u need to do. get a bbe bee gunn and shoot tha mutha fucca ONCE and a spot where he wont die. if u are scared he might suffer tha consequenses of death then gat a paint ball gun, sling shot, or a lil gunn that shoots shyt but not hard jsu sumthin that gives him sumthing to think about. im out!!!
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Re:Damn I hate cats
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2003, 10:02:17 PM »
I have a cat and I love her  :-*
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S.G.V.

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Re:Damn I hate cats
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2003, 10:20:42 PM »
cats do suck...thats why i gotta dog...
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bez

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Re:Damn I hate cats
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2003, 05:27:27 AM »
Quote from: S.G.V. Tha Unda Dawg on January 24, 2003, 10:20:42 PM
cats do suck...thats why i gotta dog...

leave ya mamma outter this!
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Re:Damn I hate cats
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2003, 06:56:21 AM »
Quote from: __kaLipZo__ on January 24, 2003, 04:03:18 PM
Shells + Shotgun = 1 Dead Cat

He is a real redneck
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