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PinkTowelGirl
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stop me if you heard this one
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Proud Dads
Four guys are telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves for a bathroom break. Three guys are left. The first guy says, "I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break, they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, he’s so successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out HE got a break, they made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In fact, he’s so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday.
The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. My son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. But then HE got his break and they made him a stock broker. In fact, he’s so rich that he just gave HIS best friend a million in stock for his birthday.
The fourth guy comes back from the can. The first 3 explain that they are telling stories about their kids, so he says, "Well I’m embarrassed to admit that my son is a MAJOR disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact, I just found out that he’s gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But, I try to look at the bright side: his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house, and a million in stock for his birthday."
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STOP!
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lol
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lol
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