It's June 17, 2024, 12:00:34 AM
I heard these on TV like 2 years ago and they've just stuck with me. The first one was by Winston Churchill (I think) but it goes like this:WOMAN: If You Were My Husband, I'd Poison Your CoffeeCHURCHILL: If You Were MY Wife, I'd Drink It.#2, and my personal favorite, from one of my favorite comedians, Dave Letterman. There was an asain woman that was a guest on his show. She was complaining how people in the western world never eat anything but hamburgers and fries etc.WOMAN: You people need to open your eyes and see what's out there. You never have anything exciting, for example, have you ever had the Hump of a Camel?LETTERMAN: I may have never had the hump of a camel, but when I was 17, I wasn't bad.