Author Topic: ATTN 2Pac fans: I would like to invite y'all to the Church Of Shakur  (Read 421 times)

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"Do you not know that the bitchmade will not inherit the Thug Mansion of Pac?" -1 Corinthians 6:9

My Thug Niggas and Thug Niggettes, please be aware that our Lord and Savior, Tupac Shakur, died in September of 1996 A.D. so that those of us who follow the Thug Life will live eternally in Thugz Mansion, sippin Alize and gettin pussy. Shakur was betrayed by Gay Ass Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg as well as that Pharisee Delores Tucker and Wendy Williams. They thought they won the eternal battle between real thug niggas and bitchmade ass marks, but on the 3rd day after Shakur was slain, Suge brought him back to life so that we may live the Thug Life eternally.

Feel free to join us at the Church Of Shakur. We will be taking communion during the service. We will drink Hennessy to symbolize the blood of Shakur and eat an Original Recipe chicken leg to symbolize Shakur's flesh. I hope to see each and every one of you there. May Shakur bless you.

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Re: ATTN 2Pac fans: I would like to invite y'all to the Church Of Shakur
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2012, 10:47:09 PM »
 

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Re: ATTN 2Pac fans: I would like to invite y'all to the Church Of Shakur
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2012, 06:23:21 AM »
Preach Brother....
The church welcomes all, whether you be: black, white, crip, blood, latino, euro or even stan....

"The Lord Tupac is gracious and compassionate, slow to anger and rich in thug love.” - Big Syke 2:11


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Re: ATTN 2Pac fans: I would like to invite y'all to the Church Of Shakur
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2012, 11:53:39 AM »
"Thou shalt not lay in a tub, unless it is besmirched with bubbles and jewels"
                                                                              Hennessy 4:12

The blood gang embraces Tupac as a member even if YOU dont.
 

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Re: ATTN 2Pac fans: I would like to invite y'all to the Church Of Shakur
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2012, 12:56:52 PM »
We must also pay out respects to the Virgin Afeni



Her blessed womb developed Him. She was the reason He walked the earth for 25 years and taught us how to live the Thug Life.

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Re: ATTN 2Pac fans: I would like to invite y'all to the Church Of Shakur
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2012, 02:47:27 PM »
 :laugh:
 

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Re: ATTN 2Pac fans: I would like to invite y'all to the Church Of Shakur
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2012, 04:26:05 AM »
Infinite's 2Pac Religion >>>>> This blasphemous bullshit

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Re: ATTN 2Pac fans: I would like to invite y'all to the Church Of Shakur
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2012, 05:16:27 AM »
fuck you, cockkisser.
 

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Re: ATTN 2Pac fans: I would like to invite y'all to the Church Of Shakur
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2012, 12:59:43 PM »
Infinite's 2Pac Religion >>>>> This blasphemous bullshit
Say what you want, but at least this 2pac religion has followers
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Re: ATTN 2Pac fans: I would like to invite y'all to the Church Of Shakur
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2012, 05:16:50 PM »
Before I pay, I jack off, word to Moses
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Re: ATTN 2Pac fans: I would like to invite y'all to the Church Of Shakur
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2012, 03:40:05 PM »
God is the almighty and Shakur is his last prophet! ::)
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Re: ATTN 2Pac fans: I would like to invite y'all to the Church Of Shakur
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2012, 03:46:20 PM »
Momma told me never stop until I bust a nut